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I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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  • arcadiagt5@mstdn.socialA arcadiagt5@mstdn.social

    @einarwh @ShaulaEvans True that.

    Meanwhile, I’m old enough to have spent enough time on Fixed Price contracts that I’ve LIVED this joke:

    Q: What’s the difference between a bug and a feature?

    A: Features cost extra.

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    @einarwh @ShaulaEvans I’ve lived that joke on BOTH sides of it - as the public service #BusinessAnalyst arguing that, no, that’s in scope and here’s my evidence AND as the contractor #BusinessAnalyst arguing that, yes, that’s out of scope and here’s my evidence….

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    • arcadiagt5@mstdn.socialA arcadiagt5@mstdn.social

      @einarwh @ShaulaEvans I’ve lived that joke on BOTH sides of it - as the public service #BusinessAnalyst arguing that, no, that’s in scope and here’s my evidence AND as the contractor #BusinessAnalyst arguing that, yes, that’s out of scope and here’s my evidence….

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      #8

      @einarwh @ShaulaEvans One could argue, given the sequence in which my career went, that I was a gamekeeper turned poacher… 😂🤣

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      • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

        I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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        #9

        At some point, use cases were replaced by abuse cases.

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        • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

          At some point, use cases were replaced by abuse cases.

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          @einarwh abuser stories

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          • cryptobeast@infosec.exchangeC cryptobeast@infosec.exchange

            @einarwh
            I remember being interested and excited for the new versions of Napster.

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            @cryptobeast @einarwh

            I remember waiting impatiently for version 1.0 of the #BBCMicro OS Rom.

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            • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

              I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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              @einarwh "We KNOW you will want AI!!!! "

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              • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

                I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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                @einarwh Back then they also didn't just say "bug fixes and performance improvements". But if they had, you'd have known what bugs they were talking about and you would have noticed the performance improvements.

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                • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

                  I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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                  #14

                  @einarwh The mouse wheel. USB. Media keys on the keyboard. Spell check.

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                  • einarwh@mastodon.socialE einarwh@mastodon.social

                    I'm old enough to remember when features were things users wanted.

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                    @einarwh @bewitchedmind Feature Fear!

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                      @einarwh @bewitchedmind Feature Fear!

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                      #16

                      @aoeBerlin @bewitchedmind It's real, I suffer from software update anxiety.

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