PASS THE BONG

[awkwardturing@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog dafuq did we just read.

[petrillic@hachyderm.io]

@GossiTheDog nowhere near strong enough for this BS

[matthubble@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog pass the *digital* bong

[xenophile@masto.hackers.town]

@GossiTheDog but only if they have C2 german to work with English speaking colleagues and technology.

[nemo@mas.to]

@GossiTheDog And will resemble a computer game. xD

Behold the german factory of the future

https://youtu.be/rIgwRoeoX_c

[froztbyte@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog lol

Imma wanna see/confirm a source on that! But under the umbrella of untethered shit these grifters and loons have been saying, that’s still pretty fucking out there

[datenwolf@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog

Ha... Hahaha.

My uncle (RIP) used to work at BMW in final body quality control. No, I repeat, not a single car of theirs used to roll off the factory line with perfect bodies. Highly skilled craftsmen would fix the shape with a set of very special hammers, by hand, and years of experience.

[sl007@digitalcourage.social]

@GossiTheDog
confirmative, Germany here:
We the people just want the bong.
Not the trash.

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog fuck the bong, pass the PCP

[expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social]

@sl007 @GossiTheDog

Legalize it against the cduwill

[adamhotep@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog since "AI" is not capable of any of that, this really means people will remote-control the robots as if playing a really boring Minecraft clone. How rewarding.

[petrillic@hachyderm.io]

@gsuberland @GossiTheDog digital twin sure reads like the dark side of the Matrix.

[markus@toot.orchid-cottage.uk]

@GossiTheDog does solve the wfh problem.

Or is the person centauring inside their digital twin required to be in the office.

Yeah wait. Of course they are.

[durneztj@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog This is shilling the metaverse all over again

[random_seed@bitbang.social]

@GossiTheDog They’re so screwed. This is the point in the movie where the boss says everyone is doing great, walks back into his office and commits hara-kiri.

[sindemore@monads.online]

@GossiTheDog ah yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_Dealer

[barubary@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Excuse me, only DIGITAL COMBUSTION-POWERED CARS of course. None of those woke electric cars.

[stx@mastodon.scot]

@GossiTheDog JENSEN HUANG THEN SAYS HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT YOUR HANDS AND ASKS IF ANYONE HAS ANY JAFFA CAKES

[datavizzard@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog This Sanitor is insane

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@GossiTheDog No thanks, sounds like a bad trip to me.