The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker Embrace the power of lower standards. They will, after all.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
The army banned me from joining.
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@Strandjunker Reading the headline, below I saw "Steve Bannon"
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker
They mean that 77% is fit for ICE. -
The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker ...which also in so many strange ways explains the weird push of the propaganda Andrew Tates of this world as a solution to the incel epidemic. they need fit cannon fodder
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker
I thought a criminal record was an ASSET for serving in the military? -
The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker Why not just deploy ICE instead?
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@Strandjunker ...which also in so many strange ways explains the weird push of the propaganda Andrew Tates of this world as a solution to the incel epidemic. they need fit cannon fodder
@kwas_na @Strandjunker manosphere to military pipeline
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@kwas_na @Strandjunker manosphere to military pipeline
@effariwhy @Strandjunker exactly what I'm thinking!!
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker They can still get a job with DHS, though.
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@Strandjunker
I thought a criminal record was an ASSET for serving in the military?@Quasit @Strandjunker they recruit straight from the Group W bench
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker The kids are allright*
*as long as they are not alt-right
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
@Strandjunker FYI, "obese"/"obesity" is a fatphobic slur, BMI is a pseudoscience, and fat people are not failed thin people who ate too much food. please do better.
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The Pentagon says only 23% of Gen Z is fit to serve. The rest are either obese, failing math, or already have a rap sheet.
Turns out if you gut schools and subsidize corn syrup long enough, you accidentally pacifist-proof the entire country.
Tactical genius.
77% unfit?
Sounds like my generation during the Viet Nam "not-a-war". But they were happy to draft us anyway.
97% unfit would be like the generation that's now in charge of the Government.
Thanks for the data on Gen Z. You've convinced me that they have a good chance to be the best of the best.
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