Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
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@danirabbit You can admit, on the Internet, that you committed a crime provided (a) the crime is a funny crime, (b) it didn't hurt anyone, and (c) the statue of limitations has run out.
@danirabbit My "crime": in the 1970s there was an SF Opera performance of Turandot with Luciano Pavarotti and Montserrat Caballé. Standing room was sold out, so I got some guys to open a window in a stairwell and climbed up the outside of the building to get in (pretty easy given the rock climbing I was doing, which included multi-day climbs in Yosemite). The full story is too long for a 'toot', and is really funny. Years later, I told people who worked at the opera and they laughed.
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
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@danirabbit My "crime": in the 1970s there was an SF Opera performance of Turandot with Luciano Pavarotti and Montserrat Caballé. Standing room was sold out, so I got some guys to open a window in a stairwell and climbed up the outside of the building to get in (pretty easy given the rock climbing I was doing, which included multi-day climbs in Yosemite). The full story is too long for a 'toot', and is really funny. Years later, I told people who worked at the opera and they laughed.
I'd add (d) that you don't make it harder for anyone else trying to do the relatively harmless crime.
In your case its all cool as over 50 years the building would have been target-hardened against unauthorised entry anyway for *many* other reasons - but even bragging about more recent hedonism in legal grey areas makes it easier for authorities to glean data and clamp down on such activities (its already been widely used to restrict unlicensed rave parties in my country)
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit But snail mail is okay right... riiight?
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit But crimin' is fun!
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit@mastodon.online I will continue to commit the crime of having opinions on the internet and nothing can stop me
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@danirabbit But crimin' is fun!
@catsalad @danirabbit be
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit I admit, I exist as a trans woman. That's not a crime ... Yet ...
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit I will not commit to admit crimes on the Internet.
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
I neither confirm nor deny the activities I have participated in.
But the statute of limitations on Breaking and Entering only starts when the crime is *discovered*, not when it was committed.
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Do not admit to committing crimes on the internet.
And also, do not ask people if they will commit crimes in the future on the internet.
@danirabbit
delete your dancing videos!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_permit
