sorry no more holidays named after men, just to be on the safe side.

[lzg@mastodon.social]

sorry no more holidays named after men, just to be on the safe side. no buildings or statues either. it will save us work in the long run.

[lzg@mastodon.social]

my proposal for equestrian statues is to remove the men and leave the horses.

[dev@discuss.systems]

@lzg add more horses even

[lzg@mastodon.social]

@dev correct.

[sordidamok@mastodon.social]

@lzg Yes! Remove Stonewall Jackson, but leave Little Sorrel alone. He didn't do anything to anybody.

[lindsey@recurse.social]

@lzg fewer equestrians, more equines

[sayrer@mastodon.social]

@lzg haha oh no, it's a well actually. there's a song about this one: Time (You and I) - Khruangbin

[jzb@hachyderm.io]

@lzg can we name everything after cats and dogs? That seems safe. So many good dogs and legendary cats.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@lzg No graven images, unless they’re of animals, is a rule I can get behind.

[vardyalvarado@mastodon.social]

@lindsey @lzg Yeah. That's right!

[petko@social.petko.me]

@lzg can we just leave the cone in Glasgow?

[lzg@mastodon.social]

@petko the horse can wear the cone

[kvangork@mastodon.social]

@lzg @slampoud Brilliant! I’m sure I’m missing many more categories but can we go further? No more mountains or trees defaced by men’s names.

[hyperreal@tilde.zone]

@lzg To be fair tho, we might be depriving ourselves of some cathartic vandalism later on down the line.

[bzdev@fosstodon.org]

@lzg Not sure about the statues. They had one in San Francisco they took down - it showed a scantily clad Native American sitting with a pioneer and a priest looming over him. It was named "early days" or whatnot.

I'd have kept the statue but put one next to it named "later days": it would have the Native American holding a surf board and chilling out, with the pioneer in a 3-peice suit in handcuffs, and the priest in handcuffs.

To misquote Lenin, you can't make art without breaking eggs.

[molliwoodtagger@troet.cafe]

@lzg we could make dogs from the men to give to the horses as company.

[tseitr@mastodon.sdf.org]

@lzg a cat on a horse perhaps?

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@lzg May I still have my birthday? I don't even have a party or a dinner for it, I promise.

[lydiaconwell@todon.nl]

@petko Is this cone now a permanent feature?

[drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social]

@luc0x61 @lzg You realise that you are making it sound like you abuse 12 year old girls, right? This is obviously a post about Cesar whatever his name is.