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@cmconseils mine is kinda like the blinking light on Ultraman's chest. All of a sudden I gotta get outta there.
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I need that pin!!!
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@cmconseils Better to just start drooping your head and then slowly sink to the floor.
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@cmconseils I've seen these and I'm curious if they show up on autistic dating shows. I imagine that level of open and clear honestly is like crack to that community.
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I have that badge

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@cmconseils imagine somebody starts infodumping and you move it up a couple notches greener
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@cmconseils I want that.
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@cmconseils I would love this tbh
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@cmconseils I own this pin and the problem about the joke (for me) is. that its always set to low

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@cmconseils …as your face gets frownier and frownier!
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@cmconseils where can I buy one of those?
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@cmconseils I own this pin and the problem about the joke (for me) is. that its always set to low

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@cmconseils Do they come with sound effects?
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Unfortunately, the people who need this, like my GF, most wouldn't be able to `maintain eye contact while adjusting the scale downward`
That's it, Im forming a rescue squad for low social battery people. Pocket dial our number and a pair of our volunteers arrive within 10 minutes dressed like Secret Service agents. "Ah yes, you'll have to continue this <checks notes> teambuilding exercise without Mx Pixepants here they are urgently needed. Elsewhere. <Checks notes> Uh. Bad yak milk spill down by the conservation area. Very toxic. Skills are needed. Step aside please. Mx Pixiepants this way please the helicopter is waiting." And then we drive you home wrap you in a blanket, hand you cocoa and a book and leave.
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I have that badge

@ratcatcher @cmconseils Where did you get it? I need one
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Unfortunately, the people who need this, like my GF, most wouldn't be able to `maintain eye contact while adjusting the scale downward`
That's it, Im forming a rescue squad for low social battery people. Pocket dial our number and a pair of our volunteers arrive within 10 minutes dressed like Secret Service agents. "Ah yes, you'll have to continue this <checks notes> teambuilding exercise without Mx Pixepants here they are urgently needed. Elsewhere. <Checks notes> Uh. Bad yak milk spill down by the conservation area. Very toxic. Skills are needed. Step aside please. Mx Pixiepants this way please the helicopter is waiting." And then we drive you home wrap you in a blanket, hand you cocoa and a book and leave.
@cmconseils i would use that service unironically.
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@ratcatcher @cmconseils Where did you get it? I need one
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@cmconseils I love that pin.
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@ratcatcher @cmconseils Thank you! 🧡
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@cmconseils @ocramius I have this pin!