Fear not, Detective Fluffy Bottom is hard at work at a crime scene!

[phoenixserenity@beige.party]

@catsalad
Invisible house dog is guilty.

[tankgrrl@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad "I think it was a can of tuna. I will need access to the evidence for my investigation."

[wideeyedcurious@mstdn.social]

@catsalad Boop!

[bit@ohai.social]

@catsalad

*casually sprinkles some more catnip on the next vase*

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@bit 🪴

[sallymack@sfba.social]

@catsalad Hey! A gorgeous Turkish fan cat! I just learned that there is such a breed as a Turkish fan cat. Thanks for posting.

[bit@ohai.social]

@catsalad 🤏

[placebo@mastodon.ie]

@catsalad and that's why I can't have plants at home

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Looks like a Turkish Van is guilty

[nys793@mastodon.social]

@catsalad his eyes are telling you, you catched me !

[farah@beige.party]

@catsalad Detective Fluffy Bottom! You absolute menace

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@catsalad "it attac me but I am ok"

[thornoroni@retro.pizza]

@catsalad I hired this cat to stare at you

[alexmorgannn@mastodon.social]

detective fluffy bottom does not look remotely sorry about this

[alexmorgannn@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Detective Fluffy Bottom has arrived and is clearly the main suspect

[hnapel@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

Haha his own! The cat watched too many episodes of Dexter.