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If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots.

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  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

    If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

    peace@mstdn.caP This user is from outside of this forum
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    #12

    @Daojoan

    😂 Righteous!

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    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

      If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

      dancingtreefrog@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13

      @Daojoan MBA:
      Minimal
      Brain
      Activity

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      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

        If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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        @Daojoan More prosaically, if this AI thing had anything to offer, surely we'd be inundated with feel-good stories about how it was positively impacting local communities with new initiatives that presented (warning: linkedin-like speech) a "step-change" or "cutting a Gordian knot" in terms of dealing with entrenched thinking to present novel and far-reaching solution-oriented stuff.

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        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

          If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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          @Daojoan

          I don't think the Techbro holy book says THEY will build an artificial slop-extruding superintelligence (ASS) that will cure cancer. Rather, in their devotion to moving fast and breaking things, they will stumble onto some combination of code fixes and fudge factors that will let an ordinary CPU transform ITSELF into an ASS with superhuman powers.

          Maybe they're including horny chatbots in the mix so the ASS can decide whether cancer or horniness is the greater problem to pursue?

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          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

            If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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            @Daojoan

            Chat bots are the AI version of porn’s role in the success of videotape players

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            • keydelk@fosstodon.orgK keydelk@fosstodon.org

              @Daojoan the pivot to horny pedophile chatbots probably makes more sense to a billionaire pedophile high on ketamine

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              @keydelk @Daojoan

              It certainly solves their pick up problems

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              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                @Daojoan I have three ai girlfriend's now and they fight a lot with each other. I told them to find the biggest prime number for me and now the dessert keeps going hotter around the datacentrum they live in

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                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                  If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                  @Daojoan A cure for cancer would be nice, but have you thought about the societal good of super advanced smut? 🤖

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                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                    If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                    @Daojoan the horny bots kill old men through heart attack, thus cancer loses percentage on the pie chart of death.

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                    • oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.socialO oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social

                      @Daojoan

                      I don't think the Techbro holy book says THEY will build an artificial slop-extruding superintelligence (ASS) that will cure cancer. Rather, in their devotion to moving fast and breaking things, they will stumble onto some combination of code fixes and fudge factors that will let an ordinary CPU transform ITSELF into an ASS with superhuman powers.

                      Maybe they're including horny chatbots in the mix so the ASS can decide whether cancer or horniness is the greater problem to pursue?

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                      @Daojoan

                      (Putting aside my pitiful attempts to find humor in this bizarre new world,) I appreciate your skepticism about the intentions and worldview of That Person. You've gone straight to the heart of the matter!

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                      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                        If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                        @Daojoan They suddenly remembered they had no interest in curing _your_ cancer.

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                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                          If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                          @Daojoan They need more data on peoples' bodies in order to solve cancer, and the horny chatbots help them get that data, duh.

                          (not serious obs, but Poe's law)

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