is my dishwasher negging me

[cbleslie@hachyderm.io]

@cabel why does a dishwasher have internet connectivity?!

[tsturm@famichiki.jp]

@cabel Time to remove its WiFi privileges.

[colinburgess@mastodon.nz]

@cabel learn German with Duolingo so you can tell them both to F off adequately

[peterkos@iosdev.space]

@cabel who decided "passive aggressive" was the right tone for a regular notification? PLEASE tell me this is some Carrot-esque setting! 🫨

[harpaa01@mastodon.social]

@cabel I just redid my kitchen and have a fancy new Bosch dishwasher and I’ve been indecisive on whether to connect it to Wi-Fi.

I’m not sure whether this makes me want to set it up less or more

[danielpunkass@mastodon.social]

@cabel Your clothes are "kind of" dirty, I guess...

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@cabel reply: I would, if they were actually dry when you say they are, but they're not now are they?

[mnemonica@xoxo.zone]

@aburka @cabel say you have a bosch without saying you have a bosch

[hostia@defcon.social]

@cbleslie @cabel How else will Bosch collect their users data! Have some sympathy for the big guy!

[planetexpress69@mastodon.social]

@cabel Giving its german nature I’d carefully on further escalation…