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  • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

    the temu app will be studied for generations.

    i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

    _disfavoredoverload@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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    _disfavoredoverload@mastodon.social
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    #33

    @cabel I heard the creator of Too Many Cooks had a big new project, but I thought it was going to be a movie…

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    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

      the temu app will be studied for generations.

      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

      blabberlicious@toot.communityB This user is from outside of this forum
      blabberlicious@toot.communityB This user is from outside of this forum
      blabberlicious@toot.community
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #34

      @cabel
      I keep refreshing your post to see if you win.

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      • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

        the temu app will be studied for generations.

        i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

        siph@meemu.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
        siph@meemu.orgS This user is from outside of this forum
        siph@meemu.org
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        #35

        @cabel this makes me want to die lmao

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        • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

          the temu app will be studied for generations.

          i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

          peacegiverman@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
          peacegiverman@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
          peacegiverman@mastodon.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #36

          @cabel Of all the things, this reminds me of SharperFX animations:

          https://web.archive.org/web/20221205114235/http://www.sharperfx.com/nb1/

          https://web.archive.org/web/20130828181952/http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index13.htm

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          • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

            the temu app will be studied for generations.

            i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

            nigma@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
            nigma@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
            nigma@mastodon.social
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            #37

            @cabel I almost had a stroke watching this

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            • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

              the temu app will be studied for generations.

              i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

              violet@chitter.xyzV This user is from outside of this forum
              violet@chitter.xyzV This user is from outside of this forum
              violet@chitter.xyz
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #38

              @cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit

              samantazfox@infosec.exchangeS sam@shonk.sam.axS 2 Replies Last reply
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              • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                the temu app will be studied for generations.

                i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                miah@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                miah@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                miah@hachyderm.io
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #39

                @cabel I think slot machines in Vegas aren't as predatory 🤣

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                • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                  the temu app will be studied for generations.

                  i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                  mo@mastodon.mlM This user is from outside of this forum
                  mo@mastodon.mlM This user is from outside of this forum
                  mo@mastodon.ml
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #40

                  @cabel for someone abroad, what is temu..? Because what I see is poor made mobile game (contains ads) (in-app purchases)

                  readinglover@kolektiva.socialR 1 Reply Last reply
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                  • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                    the temu app will be studied for generations.

                    i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                    miredly@raru.reM This user is from outside of this forum
                    miredly@raru.reM This user is from outside of this forum
                    miredly@raru.re
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #41

                    @cabel This is how you make a Cayce Pollard

                    akamran@indieweb.socialA 1 Reply Last reply
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                    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                      the temu app will be studied for generations.

                      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                      swiftcoder@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      swiftcoder@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      swiftcoder@mastodon.social
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #42

                      @cabel Finding the video games embedded in the AliExpress app is still a surreal moment

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                      • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                        the temu app will be studied for generations.

                        i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                        nawer_rapter@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
                        nawer_rapter@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
                        nawer_rapter@mastodon.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #43

                        @cabel this is just a gambling machine at the bottom of a spanish bar how the fuck is this even legal.

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                        • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                          the temu app will be studied for generations.

                          i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                          eblu@wetdry.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                          eblu@wetdry.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                          eblu@wetdry.world
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #44

                          @cabel the best part about this video is how the contrast is intentionally turned down like an anime still covering for that one pokemon episode that hospitalized people

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                          • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                            the temu app will be studied for generations.

                            i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                            alilly@solarpunk.moeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                            alilly@solarpunk.moe
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                            #45

                            @cabel holy hell how much time pressure can they put you under

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                            • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                              the temu app will be studied for generations.

                              i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                              kallisti@infosec.exchangeK This user is from outside of this forum
                              kallisti@infosec.exchangeK This user is from outside of this forum
                              kallisti@infosec.exchange
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #46

                              @cabel
                              In the future, this will be what the Internet looks like

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                              • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                gaditb@icosahedron.websiteG This user is from outside of this forum
                                gaditb@icosahedron.websiteG This user is from outside of this forum
                                gaditb@icosahedron.website
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #47

                                @cabel """
                                JUICE: this IS capitalism you donk

                                JUICE: this is what its supposed to be, this is how it ends. if it isn't there its only because it isnt there yet. ...

                                JUICE: ... it's a beast of the wild, as wild as any grizzly bear with fawn's blood in its mouth. i think you see deeds and contracts and bureaucratic bloat and see that something went wrong. something was ALWAYS wrong y'all.

                                JUICE: i love it. i love to watch it. in a zoo, where it can't hurt me.
                                """

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                                • violet@chitter.xyzV violet@chitter.xyz

                                  @cabel trainpal (a UK rail booking app) does exactly the same bullshit

                                  samantazfox@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  samantazfox@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  samantazfox@infosec.exchange
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #48

                                  @Violet @cabel I was wondering why some apps were nearing 1GB when they shouldn't... Now I understand why. That's crazy!

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                                  • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                    the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                    i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                    drayson@dragonchat.orgD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    drayson@dragonchat.org
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                                    #49

                                    @cabel What is this candy crush ahh bs

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                                    • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                      the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                      i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                      kestral@masto.hackers.townK This user is from outside of this forum
                                      kestral@masto.hackers.townK This user is from outside of this forum
                                      kestral@masto.hackers.town
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                                      #50

                                      @cabel crikey

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                                      • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                        the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                        i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                        keydelk@fosstodon.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        keydelk@fosstodon.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        keydelk@fosstodon.org
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                                        #51

                                        @cabel I tried the Temu app once, years ago, before I knew what it was. I opened the app, saw ads like this (maybe slightly less extreme a few years ago), and immediately thought "this must be a scam" and un-installed it.

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                                        • cabel@social.panic.comC cabel@social.panic.com

                                          the temu app will be studied for generations.

                                          i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

                                          devolute@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          devolute@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          devolute@mastodon.social
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                                          #52

                                          @cabel If you think about this for too long it quickly becomes incredibly tragic.
                                          1. It obviously targets people with gambling-abuse personalities.
                                          2. We have a landfill crisis in the UK.

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