When ants fight they don't always fight to the death.
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The first paragraph is true...
@futurebird I had to read it out loud and change my accent to an attempted American one.
(The weird CW is just an attempt not to mention too obviously and visibly that there's a pun or how to see it.)
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The first paragraph is true...
@futurebird reminds me that when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle
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When ants fight they don't always fight to the death. Sometimes they see which ant has longer legs by standing as tall as they can next to each other.
Sometimes two ants who enjoy boating will get into such a fight near the water.
This is called "The pair of docks of taller ants"
Like cousins at a family gathering.
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@futurebird reminds me that when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle
@aadmaa2 @futurebird That must end up trapping a lot of air in the water. Does it give smaller creatures nearby much tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle bubble trouble?
[Edit: I accidentally left the paddle out]
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@aadmaa2 @futurebird That must end up trapping a lot of air in the water. Does it give smaller creatures nearby much tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle bubble trouble?
[Edit: I accidentally left the paddle out]
@timtfj @futurebird ha! I believe Dr Seuss would concur
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When ants fight they don't always fight to the death. Sometimes they see which ant has longer legs by standing as tall as they can next to each other.
Sometimes two ants who enjoy boating will get into such a fight near the water.
This is called "The pair of docks of taller ants"
@futurebird Shame upon your family
excluding Pica
Edit: despite the origin of my profile pic, I did not urge her to post this
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@futurebird reminds me that when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle
AND...When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
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Like cousins at a family gathering.
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When ants fight they don't always fight to the death. Sometimes they see which ant has longer legs by standing as tall as they can next to each other.
Sometimes two ants who enjoy boating will get into such a fight near the water.
This is called "The pair of docks of taller ants"
@futurebird
Picard laughing
Picard ashamed but still approving -
@timtfj @futurebird ha! I believe Dr Seuss would concur
@aadmaa2 @futurebird
Now I'm wondering about the colour of the puddle paddle. I *think* I'm on the side of the purple puddle paddle people. And I think I need to get my brain to stop suggesting more words at me somehow. -
When ants fight they don't always fight to the death. Sometimes they see which ant has longer legs by standing as tall as they can next to each other.
Sometimes two ants who enjoy boating will get into such a fight near the water.
This is called "The pair of docks of taller ants"
@futurebird
VERY reluctant boost. -
When ants fight they don't always fight to the death. Sometimes they see which ant has longer legs by standing as tall as they can next to each other.
Sometimes two ants who enjoy boating will get into such a fight near the water.
This is called "The pair of docks of taller ants"
@futurebird
tfw you're a 0.59" antlet and a 0.6" ant chad walks in challenging you to compare heights -
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