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@stux Our Algal Bloom thanks the president for this great bounty!
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@stux 1. Throttle domestic economy through tariffs and inflation.
2. Reduce global oil supply by having Iran close the straight of Hormuz.
3. Sequester CO2 from the atmosphere by growing huge amounts of algae in the Reflecting Pool.Contrary to his "Drill, Baby, drill" announcements, Trump is the politician who most consistently fights the human-caused climate catastrophe
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@stux It's an even better one now as we see explicitly that the police are there to protect the swamp.
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Step 7: Bring in your top man to salvage the Reflecting Pool restoration project once and for all.@wannabemystiker @stux Same guy to fix the gopher problem in the front lawn.
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@rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux I wouldn't put shooting you on sight past them...
@punissuer @rjblaskiewicz @trebach @stux Kneel on your back while your face is in the pool.
"Oh, oops. Guess I'm going on vacation. Maybe have to move again."
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@stux @OrdRadical I saw somewhere that trumps cavalcade also drove over the still wet sealant while the pool was drained - that can’t have helped matters. https://guessingheadlights.com/trump-drives-his-motorcade-across-a-freshly-painted-american-flag-blue-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/
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@stux Possible source: https://www.facebook.com/FightforaUnion/posts/step-1-remove-filters-in-reflecting-pool-because-obama-put-them-instep-2-give-yo/1475006611338399/
(I don't know if anyone else posted this earlier.)
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@stux meanwhile the homeless starve and people die of treatable conditions because they have no healthcare
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Under no circumstances allow the National Guard to wear dress uniforms because that would make the pool look worse.
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@stux Step 6: arrest anyone getting near enough to the pool to just inspect the paint like any normal people do when paint peels: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8d26051vv2o
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@stux he put national guard there to prevent people from taking pictures?
Imma predict that hes gonna have it drained again, and redone again...for another 20 mil...
Also for a "drain the swamp" chanter he sure made a swamp really fast... and if my prediction comes true. It will be the only swamp he drained..
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@stux meanwhile the homeless starve and people die of treatable conditions because they have no healthcare
@freedomisntfree @stux Yes, but you have to understand priorities. Several rich white men are raking it in right now and isn't that worth a few million deaths? Anyway, healthcare is socialism, which apparently is communism because it just is that's why. And, well, we like authoritarian regimes here, but only very a specific type of dictatorship that promises to hurt and kill a lot of innocent people with darker skin colors. (Nevermind they also get light skinned people.)
We're smart, see?
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@stux I'm given to understand they've arrested some people for touching the peeled paint even? Like... just touching it I guess? Not even actually pulling it off or anything, just... touching it...
Screw this freaking stupid timeline we live in.
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@stux Also, someone familiar with the application of the pool stuff explained with chemistry & physics how it was not applied properly—there was no way it would adhere. The $15 million was thrown away.
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@stux Wait, seriously!? They're deploying ACTUAL MILITARY TROOPS to stop people from taking PHOTOGRAPHS!?
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You left out "Drive heavy armored Presidential vehicle and accompanying Secret Service vehicles all over the freshly-painted and -sealed pool floor."
And also "Arrest Americans who touch the water, and demand on Truth Social that they be jailed for at least ten years."
