People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3...
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?" -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler These are great writing prompts!
I guess context is key.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler Those aren't stupid questions - they would prove quite conclusively that the asker is insane! 🥴
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?" is a pretty sick burn! I'm saving that one for my next insult battle.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler “how do colourless green ideas sleep?”
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@Richard_Littler “how do colourless green ideas sleep?”
@acb @Richard_Littler
Listlessly. -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler I sort of hate that I like the result - but I asked a largely lying machine and it came up with some pretty good answers.
I don't think I can fault this as an answer?
Is the UK outside?
The United Kingdom spends a significant portion of the year in a condition experts describe as "technically outdoors but emotionally indoors." -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?""What's a question?"
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler these all sounds like great ideas for Father Phi content.
https://www.youtube.com/@FatherPhi -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?" -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler everyone knows "Two Flerms to a Blerf, 4/5ths of a Blerf for a Kenneth. Two and a half Kenneths for a Grand Nigel, and Eight Ningis to a Triganic Pu"
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler Is a koan that causes satori foolish or enlightened?
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@Richard_Littler “how do colourless green ideas sleep?”
@acb @Richard_Littler if they're both colourless and green, it means no one has ever seen them, probably. So the answer to this question is: no one knows.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler Hen, I’ve been murdered so many times I’ve lost count.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler
1) Since Brexit, yes!
2) Not that I know
3) No
4) Probably more than once, actually.
5) No
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler My GPS asked me, last week, to verify that I was outside. Looked up above the car dash and yup - I was.
In defence of your argument, that *was* a stupid question. -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"Yeah, early on I had to explain to my kid that there were stupid questions and he could use his brain before blurting out dumb stuff.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler Potato comes after 3.
I have indeed been murdered before.
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People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?" -
People: "There's no such thing as a stupid question"
Me: "Is the UK outside?", "Does the moon own a lawnmower?", "When counting 1, 2, 3... Does hen come next?", "Have you ever been murdered?", "Do you need to take off your head when you sit down?", "Is a flerm half a blerf, or is it a Kenneth?"@Richard_Littler yes. Not yet, but soon. No, but where is egg? From a certain point of view, yes, but it made me better. Not yet, but if the LLM has their way, you might. Ask the Orz, I don’t know.
