American tax payers will now pay for a hospital ship which will be sent to Greenland, Trump claims on Truth Social.

[deepmud@mas.to]

@randahl maybe they should send the ship where it's most needed. How about Louisiana?

[vikingchieftain@krigskunst.social]

@randahl

He's sending USNS Epstein. It will contain the sickest files, photos and videos.

[idahobucks@mastodon.social]

@randahl I think that is for our troops that invade should a polar bear attack then

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@randahl

We can get just get that hospital ship to tour the coast of the United States

Kinda like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_Area_Medical

[doppelganger75@mastodon.world]

@randahl Trump said previously that they did one and didn't find anything. First honest thing I've ever heard him say.

[feisty_lemming@mstdn.ca]

@randahl Let me guess, the ship is launching in “two weeks.”

[stephenleader@sfba.social]

@randahl Is there some kind of epidemic on Greenland?

[lilpecan@mastodon.social]

@randahl Look at the Tuskegee experiments and ask yourself if he truly wants to help anyone. He probably is hoping to kill them so it's easier to take over.

[annalion@piaille.fr]

@randahl well, he should send that boat to Gaza...

[labbatt50@mastodon.world]

@randahl

Not only another brain scan, X-Rays, a CT scan, a PET scan and a complete psychological exam.

[huntingdon@mstdn.social]

@randahl

Donald Trump ignores the vastly destructive problems he creates. As a fantasist, he prefers to invent problems that don't exist, so he can confidently and easily fix them.

So it is with saying he will send a hospital ship to Greenland, to care for the sick, something Greenland's universal healthcare system already does.

Meanwhile, Trump deprives his own people of health care and insurance, and destroys their public health infrastructure. The man is an obscenity.

[beltliner403@mastodon.online]

@feisty_lemming @randahl
“Two weeks! Twooo weeeks…”

#TotalRecall #TheGoodOne

https://tenor.com/bbo7k.gif

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@Beltliner403 @feisty_lemming @randahl *ducks and runs*

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@randahl

He's actually teasing sending a 'free candy' van to try tricking a whole-ass country into it?
And creating a false story, as always, this time about 'many sick people', that he'll spin to splatter more bullshit over what's real anymore.
Ugh.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@randahl there is no hospital boat to greenland. There's just one boat, operated by canada.

[ernstgreiner@techhub.social]

@randahl did they find something in the previous scans?
I mean a brainy something

[bearofroses@mastodon.social]

@randahl i doubt that it's a hospital boat. more likely a trojan horse.

[cuu508@toot.lv]

@randahl the little green medics strategy?

[oliver@metalized.net]

@randahl What a sick parody…

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@randahl

here's another absurd story:

https://www.reuters.com/world/denmarks-joint-arctic-command-evacuates-us-submarine-crew-member-greenlandic-2026-02-21/

"Denmark's Joint Arctic Command said on Saturday it had evacuated a crew member who required urgent medical treatment from a U.S. submarine in Greenlandic waters, seven nautical miles outside of Greenland's capital Nuuk."

"WE ARE GOING TO INVADE! WE ARE THE TERROR!"

"ooh very scary! i'm proud of you, nice performance. but just pipe down now, it seems you need some help. let me get you a nice ride and a blanket"