Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder?

[vocumsineratio@hachyderm.io]

@MostlyHarmless

Because those doctors are "out of network".

[hamonwry@mastodon.world]

@MostlyHarmless

Indeed 🧐

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@MostlyHarmless You can always have some memory loss and spend a week or two incognito in Harrogate.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless aaaaaah… so you too re-watch old episodes of Poirot just for the scenery. am in great company then 🧐

[aisling@anarres.family]

@MostlyHarmless @alice you might find it's a more gritty tv murder drama than you were expecting https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/inequalities/2024/04/03/the-plight-of-english-seaside-towns/

[joejoetom@famichiki.jp]

@MostlyHarmless You do not 'ave to go to ze picturesque coastal town, mon ami, for every-wair zair is evil under ze sun.

[misterdonut@mastodon.social]

@MostlyHarmless This post reminds me of 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 … I should go watch and pretend I’m there!

[jima@mspsocial.net]

@MostlyHarmless @voltagex Because the doctor is the murderer, and they know better than to chance it.

[msbellows@c.im]

@DrHyde @MostlyHarmless I too will prescribe this with my Juris Doctorate!

[taatm@mathstodon.xyz]

@MostlyHarmless @HollyGoDarkly
Just come over anyway.

[dexter@bsd.network]

@MostlyHarmless I sea what you did there.

[seindal@mastodon.uno]

@MostlyHarmless

Why would you want somebody to die?

Can't you just solve a case of tax evasion or illegal occupation of public soil?

[andersgo@oslo.town]

@MostlyHarmless Or chased down and killed by ghostly beings, evil inanimate objects or other MR James’-ish entities.

[seindal@mastodon.uno]

@MostlyHarmless

Unwarranted fiscal deduction, she wrote.