🧩 A math puzzle.

[ainsleylowbeer@mastodon.social]

@cholling @internetarchive

"planet-cooking plagiarism machines,"
I'm stealing that.

[ailurocrat@scicomm.xyz]

@amoroso @internetarchive internet archive, why are you licking corp boot? Be the ones that save the internet, not the ones that help fascist corps destroy the planet.

[june@mspsocial.net]

@internetarchive pathetic to embrace this type of technology. do better.

[theogrin@chaosfem.tw]

@gbargoud @internetarchive

We have quite a few alternatives here. A Ouija board has the benefit of being made of wood. Tarot cards are cheap and plentiful. I-Ching, if you like to throw sticks. And if all else fails, you can get a set of dice. Interpret them as you see fit!

Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.

Asking the bullshit engine is almost as certain as any of these, but carries with it a weight of certainty to which human beings so often fall victim. And it kills the planet, while you're at it.

[gorsefan@ravenation.club]

@internetarchive Your donations come from a place of wanting to save historical record to preserve the truth of what people said - including preventing the super rich from shedding accountability

[sierrakomodo@tech.lgbt]

@matildalove @internetarchive Considering the water and power usage issue, I feel like asking genAI about the climate is a whole new level of irony.

[ottermatic@woof.group]

@internetarchive yeah I don't want my money going to this either. Building a boil the ocean machine to stop boiling the ocean is stupid

[shovemedia@triangletoot.party]

@internetarchive prepare to get your ass handed to you, for you have fucked around and lo, the time is nigh to find out

[dandean@indieweb.social]

@internetarchive oh cool - the climate change machine is going to finally answer the hard question of how to stop climate change. Amazing.

[sb@metroholografix.ca]

@dalias @zzt @internetarchive
Carl Mahmoud blocked me because I called one of zuck's lawyers a scumbag - turns out they either use the same lawyer, or they're personal pals.

[morten_skaaning@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@internetarchive you just made me cancel my recurring donations after donating for several years.

[bobkmertz@techhub.social]

@internetarchive
Fucking hell... You saw @eff jump off a cliff and were like "how can we shit our pants too?"

[alonely0@mastodon.social]

@internetarchive And that is how you fucking stop being the Archive of the Internet, Internet Archive

Well done, surrendering to the corporate bandwagon wrecking what you were supposed to safeguard. But I'm not even gonna bother with the Star Wars meme.

You absolute disgrace. You absolute cowards.

[mercg@mindly.social]

@internetarchive

Ignore all words after the intials 'GPT' and cancel any donations.

[mancube@pnw.zone]

@internetarchive selling everyone out

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@datarama @kimcrawley @nini @Rycochet @internetarchive @internetarchiveeurope The Library of Babel is an excellent analogy, since all it is is text, without any disregard for what it says or whether it’s true.

[fsologureng@chilemasto.casa]

@internetarchive Very disappointing.
Should I donate to your foundation which support, with this kind of promotion, a corporation able to pay all your costs?
Keep their donation and leave me alone.

[yayroos@tech.lgbt]

@elle @clarioncat @internetarchive i agree if people insist on doing it they should do it as efficiently as possible, but nothing the internet archive could possibly be doing with it is efficient or effective for their actual goals anyway.

[jadedtwin@corteximplant.com]

@internetarchive just stop....

[klausi@mastodon.social]

@internetarchive this post still exists after hours of pile on, why?

This is green washing shit and you know it.