Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.
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@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
@da_667 @GossiTheDog An entire day has passed, and Steam apparently released a startup performance fix.
It's still ridiculously long, though. (Steam's startup performance, that is—12 sec until my library is shown, I just measured)
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@nullagent @GossiTheDog it happens the same way a lot of junk comes out of Google and Microsoft. From the outside they look like big monoliths, but on the inside you have a bunch of teams all desperately scrambling for recognition (see also "crabs in a bucket"). There’s a good chance that those teams are incentivized or measured on how fast and publicly they do things not on how well they do things.
I can understand it even though I’m not in that world. If I’m a low to mid-level "contributor" in one of those companies and I’ve been there for a few years, the company performance has absolutely nothing to do with what I get paid - and these days any individual contribution that I may have been responsible for is going to be overshadowed by some executive's vibecoding because they want to put their stamp on it.
Maybe I get a bonus at the department level if we ship. I can even use that as a talking point when I’m interviewing, because if I’ve been there for more than three years, I may be looking at jumping ship to another company. And if the product is crap, I can use that as part of my interviewing as well because obviously I left because the company insists on releasing vibe coded slop, and I’d like to go someplace where I can actually contribute.
But perhaps I’m overly cynical.
@fencepost @GossiTheDog @nullagent that sounds pretty bang on
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Epic fail
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@NosirrahSec @da_667 @GossiTheDog now come on, I think we all would ship our shit to *some* people.
@gsuberland @da_667 @GossiTheDog this is very true
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@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam
LMFAO.
@da_667 @GossiTheDog the absolute funniest part is that the steam client got an update two days ago that decreased startup time. Their claim wasn’t even true when they made it. store.steampowered.com/news/app/593110/view/710037059469839720
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
Meanwhile Steam… still works.
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog Hey, but it's 0.06 seconds faster than Steam to restore from the task bar. Way to go!
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog WHAT!?!!
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
Yet more reasons to love Fedi!
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
We live in the most depressing timeline.
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
Cool. Maybe I'll make a site that tracks climate change.
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog maybe someone can talk Attie into vibe-coding a web shell into BlueSky infra if having it make an infostealer or crypto miner gets boring.
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog oh they did it on bsky too, maybe that was a bit later
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The new vibe coded Epic project is great
10/10 slop
@GossiTheDog that's clanky af
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog Top 8? From, like, 20 years ago?
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
@GossiTheDog At first I read that as "shite builder" and I think that's more realistic.
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BlueSky announcing their pivot to AI vibe code slop, not via BlueSky but X, was on my bingo card.
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@GossiTheDog WHAT!?!!
Whoa
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@pjohanneson @charliejane @GossiTheDog not even Linux is safe.
