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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • db@social.lolD db@social.lol

    @dazfuller Tim is looking for an earlier sane commit before that mess to hard reset

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    #4

    @db every time I look at it I find another layer of madness

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    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      @db every time I look at it I find another layer of madness

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      #5

      @dazfuller it is truly a masterpiece

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

        Update:

        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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        #6

        @dazfuller 3rd largest publicly-traded company in the U.S.

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        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

          Update:

          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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          #7

          @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

          loosenut@genart.socialL bartholin@fops.cloudB leo_wallentin@mastodon.socialL synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.netS 4 Replies Last reply
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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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            #8

            @dazfuller This is just GitFlow reinterpreted by AI and it's honestly pretty much why developers sometimes hate git 🙂

            Move to Trunk Based Development (with a coach if you need it) and look back on this model and laugh like a maniac.

            dazfuller@mstdn.socialD synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.netS 2 Replies Last reply
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            • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

              @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

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              #9

              @ohmrun @dazfuller

              That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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              • rhempel@mstdn.caR rhempel@mstdn.ca

                @dazfuller This is just GitFlow reinterpreted by AI and it's honestly pretty much why developers sometimes hate git 🙂

                Move to Trunk Based Development (with a coach if you need it) and look back on this model and laugh like a maniac.

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                #10

                @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

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                • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                  @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

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                  #11
                  @ohmrun @dazfuller It's Tiണ, or maybe Tiሰሰሰ
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                  • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                    @ohmrun @dazfuller

                    That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                    #12

                    @loosenut behold the enborkening.

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                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                      @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

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                      #13

                      @dazfuller It should have just been a link to the (awful) Gitflow image everyone uses.

                      Instead it's a clear demonstration of Microsoft eating its own AI dogfood, and finding out that it's rotten, and they don't have the common sense to sniff it before eating it.

                      They have really lost the thread ...

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                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                        Update:

                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                        #14

                        @dazfuller Only bugfixes!

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                        • rhempel@mstdn.caR rhempel@mstdn.ca

                          @dazfuller It should have just been a link to the (awful) Gitflow image everyone uses.

                          Instead it's a clear demonstration of Microsoft eating its own AI dogfood, and finding out that it's rotten, and they don't have the common sense to sniff it before eating it.

                          They have really lost the thread ...

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                          #15

                          @rhempel I tried to do the nice thing and filed an issue against it. Not holding my breath though, the last time I did that it was hanging around for 2 years until they deprecated it with a different product

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                          • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                            @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

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                            #16

                            @ohmrun @dazfuller to be fair time travel often seems like the most viable option when git merges go wrong

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                            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                              Update:

                              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                              #17

                              @dazfuller
                              Now WTF seriously? I had to literally spell the domain out loud. Yes, it really is microsoft.com and not some parody site. It's not like I ever held Microsoft in high regard but this is beyond all comprehension.

                              Is there really no one doing any proofreading anymore? I mean, yeah they're in AI business and they use it themselves, but I wasn't aware they've literally taken hands off the wheel entirely.

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                              • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                                @dazfuller
                                Now WTF seriously? I had to literally spell the domain out loud. Yes, it really is microsoft.com and not some parody site. It's not like I ever held Microsoft in high regard but this is beyond all comprehension.

                                Is there really no one doing any proofreading anymore? I mean, yeah they're in AI business and they use it themselves, but I wasn't aware they've literally taken hands off the wheel entirely.

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                                #18

                                @shadowdancer I’m sure they said something about quality recently as well 😆

                                Got to admit that I did the same as well. No way, I thought, they would take a well recognised and widely used image and fuck it up with AI. But, alas, this is where we are.

                                They’re now driving around a mountain, perilously close to the edge, blindfolded, and not holding the wheel.

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                  Update:

                                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                  #19

                                  @dazfuller This, to me, is a perfect encapsulation of the value proposition of chatbots: do what you can already do, but worse.

                                  The original image is available on the author's blog as a high-resolution PDF, explicitly licensed as Creative Commons BY-SA. It is *trivial* to find the article and get the canonical image. Instead, somebody asked copilot to regurgitate one, or possibly asked it to "upscale" a low-res copy of it.

                                  Doing the work well would have been faster and easier, but the vibe must flow.

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

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                                    #20

                                    @dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse

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                                    • jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ieJ jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ie

                                      @dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse

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                                      #21

                                      @JSAMcFarlane @rhempel I’m sure everyone who loves gitflow will come to its rescue 👀

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                                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                        Update:

                                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                        #22

                                        @dazfuller > don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction

                                        It's not "Tim", it's "Timn" or "Tinm". No wonder everyone is confused. "Timn" is the one who's working backwards. The *real* Tim, who is working forwards and understands the details of `git morge --continvoucly`, already left for the day. The team will have to settle for a regular old non-continvoucal morge until Tim comes back and they can ask him for help.

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                          Update:

                                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                          #23

                                          @dazfuller this is painful...

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