I'm famously unselfconscious but I just smiled in a bathroom mirror and saw that a blueberry from breakfast, which was 3 hours ago, had shed its entire skin to laminate one of my front teeth solid black.
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I'm famously unselfconscious but I just smiled in a bathroom mirror and saw that a blueberry from breakfast, which was 3 hours ago, had shed its entire skin to laminate one of my front teeth solid black. The physics of how this could possibly happen without me feeling it escapes me, but I've been walking around like this for hours. People could only have thought it was a Halloween costume. For once I am (slightly) embarrassed, but what can you do? Get better friends, at least!
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I'm famously unselfconscious but I just smiled in a bathroom mirror and saw that a blueberry from breakfast, which was 3 hours ago, had shed its entire skin to laminate one of my front teeth solid black. The physics of how this could possibly happen without me feeling it escapes me, but I've been walking around like this for hours. People could only have thought it was a Halloween costume. For once I am (slightly) embarrassed, but what can you do? Get better friends, at least!
@Tarnport I once went home after a long intensive dentist appointment with a totally anesthesized jaw. Coming home I saw in the mirror that my lips where slack, my mouth dripping and my beard *soaked* in blood. I looked like a cross between vampire and crazed cannibal.
Yet not one person on the 20 min trip by tram said one word or gave me a strange look ... -
I'm famously unselfconscious but I just smiled in a bathroom mirror and saw that a blueberry from breakfast, which was 3 hours ago, had shed its entire skin to laminate one of my front teeth solid black. The physics of how this could possibly happen without me feeling it escapes me, but I've been walking around like this for hours. People could only have thought it was a Halloween costume. For once I am (slightly) embarrassed, but what can you do? Get better friends, at least!
How I imagine your morning!
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@Tarnport I once went home after a long intensive dentist appointment with a totally anesthesized jaw. Coming home I saw in the mirror that my lips where slack, my mouth dripping and my beard *soaked* in blood. I looked like a cross between vampire and crazed cannibal.
Yet not one person on the 20 min trip by tram said one word or gave me a strange look ...I mean... you'd be wary to talk to what might potentially be a crazed vampire cannibal on the train, wouldn't you?
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How I imagine your morning!
@EvilCartyen just one but yes. Can you just imagine me walking around greeting people with a straight face and a polite smile and this giant black front tooth.
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@EvilCartyen just one but yes. Can you just imagine me walking around greeting people with a straight face and a polite smile and this giant black front tooth.
@Tarnport Well, I am vividly imagining it right now! For me it's usually spinach.
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@EvilCartyen @virbonus look what happened to the last guy!
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@EvilCartyen @virbonus look what happened to the last guy!
