It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations?
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs @NellytheWillow Cats.
Only every second, not hourly.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs Also cats, flowers, landscapes, moss, books.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
Wait I need to find out about Ben & the creme eggs-- that's the only thing that hasn't been in my feed out of that
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
LOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
8- )
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LOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
8- )
@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
But will the creme eggs melt?
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@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme
It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
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It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
@TheBreadmonkey @SaguaroLynx without wishing to victim blame, had I stumbled across this news story I don't think I would have thought "You know who are a mature bunch of people to share this with who won't make any weird insinuations whatsoever? The good folk of Mastodon that's who."
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It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
@TheBreadmonkey
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs thanks, that saved me from scrolling
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@TheBreadmonkey
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
@afewbugs @SaguaroLynx@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Jeeves! Fetch the tools.
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Jeeves! Fetch the tools.
@TheBreadmonkey Ben's patented Creme Egg insertion tool. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
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@TheBreadmonkey Ben's patented Creme Egg insertion tool. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Just a speculum and a high-powered slingshot
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Just a speculum and a high-powered slingshot
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I immediately regret saying this
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I immediately regret saying this
@TheBreadmonkey I immediately regret getting that image in my mind. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
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@TheBreadmonkey I immediately regret getting that image in my mind. @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
FIRE IN THE HOLE
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@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
FIRE IN THE HOLE
@TheBreadmonkey @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx Pew pew!
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It sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs do they use their own electricity at least? Or are they using some data center from a shitty corporation? By the comment about privacy I guess it's the latter.
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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
@afewbugs We all hate crypto and Artificial Intelligence. Half of us hate BlueSky. A third of us hate Substack. We're deeply cynical about Dems and think the GOP is a death cult. There's bird photos on occasion. The cool kids are telling in-jokes about, alternately, kdramas, Star Trek, and the latest humiliating episode from Trump's cabinet.
I think that about does it.
Edited so this wouldn't be filtered out of my timeline.
