sharing because laughter is the best meds

mvb19@mastodon.social

@nixCraft your wife has a great sense of humor

mrsveggies@mastodon.social

philpetree@mastodon.social

@nixCraft I had a friend, and I'd set her ringtone to The Stripper (David Rose).
One day I was walking into Best Buy in Fort Lauderdale, and 3 guys were manning the security desk. Not knowing where I was or what her ringtone was, she called just as I was near the desk... they all started smiling so I answered and said "Hey Beautiful," and they all cracked up.

amalia22@mastodon.social

@nixCraft

hcbunny@beige.party

@nixCraft

I love Jennifer.

benaveling@infosec.exchange

I'm not saying Chris should stop eating anything he hasn't cooked himself, but I'm also not not saying that.
@nixCraft

mlohbihler@techhub.social

@nixCraft wow, that's cold

atlovato@mastodon.social

@nixCraft

iain_bright@mastodon.green

@nixCraft worthy of @fesshole

grob@mstdn.social

@nixCraft something something infosec via policy without technical enforcement. Gonna steal this to talk to management.

remittancegirl@mstdn.social

@nixCraft I hope he appreciates that he has a funny and brilliant wife.

knowprose@mastodon.social

@nixCraft Mental note: Don't get a wife.

colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art

@nixCraft I question this because honestly who doesn’t know about Do Not Disturb?

enigma@norden.social

@nixCraft
s h i t h a p p e n s!

mlen@social.hackerspace.pl

@colorblindcowboy @nixCraft It still allows to configure exceptions, but yes

toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se

@nixCraft She’s a keeper. Skillz.

micdan5@mastodon.social

@nixCraft I'm seriously interested why he actually keeps shitting himself EVERY DAY.

leeloo@chaosfem.tw

@micdan5 @nixCraft
Who says he does? She knew the store employees would be looking at his phone.

micdan5@mastodon.social

@leeloo @nixCraft That's why we love Jennifer

leeloo@chaosfem.tw

@micdan5 @nixCraft
She probably even has access to his phone location, so she could see when he was in the store.