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“but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

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  • secureowl@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    “but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

    “well, that’s the thing, it didn’t have one.”

    “oh, so how would you update the firmware then?”

    “it had none. it was just a tea kettle.”

    “woah.”

    #microfiction

    doreen32128@universeodon.comD pelha@mstdn.socialP trebetheric@mastodonapp.ukT brouhaha@mastodon.socialB 4 Replies Last reply
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    • secureowl@infosec.exchangeS secureowl@infosec.exchange

      “but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

      “well, that’s the thing, it didn’t have one.”

      “oh, so how would you update the firmware then?”

      “it had none. it was just a tea kettle.”

      “woah.”

      #microfiction

      doreen32128@universeodon.comD This user is from outside of this forum
      doreen32128@universeodon.comD This user is from outside of this forum
      doreen32128@universeodon.com
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      #2

      @SecureOwl Chuckling!!!

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      • secureowl@infosec.exchangeS secureowl@infosec.exchange

        “but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

        “well, that’s the thing, it didn’t have one.”

        “oh, so how would you update the firmware then?”

        “it had none. it was just a tea kettle.”

        “woah.”

        #microfiction

        pelha@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
        pelha@mstdn.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
        pelha@mstdn.social
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        #3

        @SecureOwl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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        • secureowl@infosec.exchangeS secureowl@infosec.exchange

          “but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

          “well, that’s the thing, it didn’t have one.”

          “oh, so how would you update the firmware then?”

          “it had none. it was just a tea kettle.”

          “woah.”

          #microfiction

          trebetheric@mastodonapp.ukT This user is from outside of this forum
          trebetheric@mastodonapp.ukT This user is from outside of this forum
          trebetheric@mastodonapp.uk
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          #4

          @SecureOwl Given the chance, it would have happily responded HTTP 418 but no one had ever asked, it had never doubted, and had no reason to declare its own existence.

          https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2324

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          • secureowl@infosec.exchangeS secureowl@infosec.exchange

            “but how would you know what the IP address was, grandad?”

            “well, that’s the thing, it didn’t have one.”

            “oh, so how would you update the firmware then?”

            “it had none. it was just a tea kettle.”

            “woah.”

            #microfiction

            brouhaha@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
            brouhaha@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
            brouhaha@mastodon.social
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            #5

            @SecureOwl
            But how did it send an alert to your phone, to tell you knod it was done?

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