In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.
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In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek Maybe it's an enema?
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In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek
> US Navy will begin the blocking all ships from the Strait of HormuzAs negotiations in Islamabad about sharing the toll failed Trump is going to set his own toll booth now.
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@rysiek Maybe it's an enema?
@thekerker whith friends like these, who needs enemas?

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@rysiek
> US Navy will begin the blocking all ships from the Strait of HormuzAs negotiations in Islamabad about sharing the toll failed Trump is going to set his own toll booth now.
@ohir exactly
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@rysiek
> US Navy will begin the blocking all ships from the Strait of HormuzAs negotiations in Islamabad about sharing the toll failed Trump is going to set his own toll booth now.
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116391881326692769
In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek Sounds stupid, but keep in mind that so far US was doing nothing about Iranian commercial ships going out of the strait, so while everyone else was stuck, they were free to sail. That's even crazier than the full blockade.
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In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek "If I can't have it, no one will !"
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@rysiek Sounds stupid, but keep in mind that so far US was doing nothing about Iranian commercial ships going out of the strait, so while everyone else was stuck, they were free to sail. That's even crazier than the full blockade.
@tymwol so by that logic if a bully only bullies some kids, another bully should be allowed to bully the other kids, so that everyone is bullied equally?

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@bruisedthumb @aslakr @ohir @rysiek don't threaten us with a good time
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@rysiek Sounds stupid, but keep in mind that so far US was doing nothing about Iranian commercial ships going out of the strait, so while everyone else was stuck, they were free to sail. That's even crazier than the full blockade.
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@tymwol so by that logic if a bully only bullies some kids, another bully should be allowed to bully the other kids, so that everyone is bullied equally?

@rysiek A group of kids sells lemonade. One of the kids bullies the other lemonade stands, so that only them can sell the lemonade. The current logic was to let the bully sell the lemonade because otherwise we can’t get the lemonade from anyone. That way, the bully benefits.
If US chooses war to solve it, this is rather obvious consequence. I’m not picking sides here, just saying that in this situation this is not an irrational thing to do for them. They did a number of strange decisions, but this is not one of them. For military reasons, there’s simply no reason why US wouldn’t block it if it is already blocked for everyone but Iran. They kept it open probably only because Trump didn’t have balls to havoc economy even worse.
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In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek
"You can't block the Strait of Hormuz, I'm blocking the Strait of Hormuz," is the new, "You can't fire me, I quit"! -
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"You can't block the Strait of Hormuz, I'm blocking the Strait of Hormuz," is the new, "You can't fire me, I quit"!@Guillotine_Jones @rysiek Now i wonder if there is locking with getting fired. Someone has to gain right of way first, right?

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@rysiek Why does everybody think this is a terrible move? It seems like a clever idea to take away Iran's ability to control the flow of oil from the gulf region. The idea being "Either ALL ships go through, or NONE of them". It seems like a desperate move, but doesn't that increase the pressure for both sides to come to a resolution?
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@rysiek Why does everybody think this is a terrible move? It seems like a clever idea to take away Iran's ability to control the flow of oil from the gulf region. The idea being "Either ALL ships go through, or NONE of them". It seems like a desperate move, but doesn't that increase the pressure for both sides to come to a resolution?
@alpacamale because it even more strongly undermines the very basic idea of freedom of navigation.
What Iran is doing is already illegal, but the USA barging in and saying "hey we are going to also block the Strait of Hormuz" is arguably even worse: now even "the West" ignores a basic rule about freedom of navigation.
Which is going to be super useful for China in Taiwan Strait, Turkey in Bosporus and Dardanelles, or whoever decides to play that game in Gibraltar, Malacca, etc.
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@alpacamale because it even more strongly undermines the very basic idea of freedom of navigation.
What Iran is doing is already illegal, but the USA barging in and saying "hey we are going to also block the Strait of Hormuz" is arguably even worse: now even "the West" ignores a basic rule about freedom of navigation.
Which is going to be super useful for China in Taiwan Strait, Turkey in Bosporus and Dardanelles, or whoever decides to play that game in Gibraltar, Malacca, etc.
@alpacamale two wrongs do not make a right. "I will punch kids that gave their lunch money to the bully that threatened to punch them" does nothing to stop the bully, it re-victimizes the victims, and makes one a bully themselves.
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They'll have to pay a toll if they paid a toll.
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Are we still assuming Trump doesn't understand the effect of his actions?
Calling him stupid and acting like he's not getting everything he wants is dangerous.
He's part of a group, and they have a plan. They are well funded, covert, conniving, and patient.
They are allied with other secretive groups around the world, and the epstein files are the tip of the iceberg.
Global chaos, destruction, and death are their current objectives.
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In order to unblock the Strait of Hormuz one must *checks notes* block the Strait of Hormuz.

@rysiek
Even if the USA does keep the Straight of Hormuz blocked it doesn't mean that much to Iran since the USA has much more to lose so Iran can out wait the USA indefinitely. Besides...
https://mastodon.bida.im/@Kruku/116392687059501386