keep getting advertisements for a product called “pocket taco”

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@silvermoon82 @theynege really glad i’m not the only one who had this exact thought

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@reese @jiub another thing i frequently get ads for is called “jackpocket”

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@revoluciana no lmao

[jepyang@wandering.shop]

@jiub but a pussy is already a…??

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang well, I was just going to say that admittedly, the hot dog covered in taco juice is *chefs kiss*

So, yeah, I know it's not everyone's thing but when the hot dog slips in it's pretty amazing.

Just, sometimes you want just a taco without the hot dog water flavor or vice versa. Just depends on my mood.

[revoluciana@chaosfem.tw]

@jepyang just gotta say, this is literally the spiciest content I have ever posted on the interwebs.

And I post about my own vagina, tentacles, and ask for dildo recommendations.

Also, I had no idea that's where it would end up when I started writing it lol

[jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net]

@jepyang@wandering.shop lmao

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@KaraLG84 @jepyang this would end badly, as I would end up eating all my poketacos…mmm, their screams were delicious

[bangskij@climatejustice.social]

@jepyang short for pocket tacolator, Tacos Instruments and Hewlett Tacos were among the first to introduce electronic pocket tacolators but I'd be remiss not to mention mechanical pocket tacolators like the Curta Taco I and Taco II. These days most people use virtual pocket tacolators running as software on their pocket tacophones, or even tacowatches. While advanced tacolation can be done in tacosheet software like OpenTaco.

[iris@neuromatch.social]

@jepyang based on the other things I've seen named like this.... I think it's a circuit board with a wifi module that can serve a single webpage to whoever's within like a few meters of you. (see e.g. https://oldbytes.space/@Wintermute_BBS/116098322023226261)