Meta does not want you to know that you can improve the quality of these AI glasses by just microwaving them for one minute.

[jumpingjackrussell@mstdn.social]

@vowe

This would make a great Instagram post.

[fenixmaster@mastodon.social]

@vowe

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@vowe this has just destroyed Ray Ban for me Now, if I see anyone wearing them there is a chance I might just bop them on the nose

[andrewplord@mas.to]

@vowe I got them soaked in Covid vaccine and the wi-fi improved immediately.

[v_d_richards@literatur.social]

@vowe

That is helpful.

I thought aggressivly massaging it with my knuckles and then showing them the underside of my shoe very close up was the only improvement that works on them.

[pndc@social.treehouse.systems]

@v_d_richards @vowe Bonus points if the creep is still wearing them.

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@vowe Make it two, not all microwaves have the same output power, you need to be sure the waves charge it to 100%

[somlu1968@mastodon.social]

@vowe

Vielleicht ein Grund doch mal eine Mikrowelle anzuschaffen...

Maybe that's a reason to get a microwave...

[tattie@eldritch.cafe]

@vowe will that destroy the camera stuff? I have no idea how microwaves and electronics interact.

[bit@ohai.social]

@vowe If you plan on boycotting Ray Ban, know that it's a brand from the Luxottica group, which owns and licenses a lot more brands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxottica#Eyewear_brands

[incomplete list]

Armani Exchange
Brooks Brothers
Bulgari
Burberry
Chanel
Coach
Dolce & Gabbana
Emporio Armani
Giorgio Armani
Michael Kors
Miu Miu
Oakley
Oliver Peoples
Persol
Polo Ralph Lauren
Prada
Ralph Eyewear
Ralph Lauren
Scuderia Ferrari
Sferoflex
Starck Biotech Paris
Swarovski
Tiffany & Co.
Tory Burch
Valentino
Versace
Vogue

[heliograph@mastodon.au]

@bit lol that's kinda funny because I would literally not want A.Single.Thing. from this list
@vowe

[gavin@mastodon.online]

@vowe I wondered if Ray Ban were historically a choice for perverts and fuck me they make a range called predator

[thefeditest@mastodon.social]

@vowe also they are water proof and fireproof, you can just test the lighter on cameras to see how impressive it is

[harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza]

@vowe also from israeli product checker:
"Yes, botcott!
Ray-Ban is a brand of EssilorLuxottica
EssilorLuxottica has invested in Israel by acquiring Nuance Hearing, a Tel Aviv-based startup. This is not its first in Israel. In 2010, the company acquired a 50% stake in Shamir Optical, an optical lens manufacturer in Kibbutz Shamir, Upper Galilee, for $130 million, and later purchased the remaining 50% in 2022."

https://masjidalaqsa.com/israeli-product-checker-boycott-list

[dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social]

@vowe
How about dabbing a bit of silver nitrate solution on the camera lens and exposing the glasses to sunlight? Puts a lovely layer of solid black over the lens!

[lennybacon@infosec.exchange]

@somlu1968 @vowe so eine mobile. mit nem griff dran

[somlu1968@mastodon.social]

@lennybacon @vowe

Okay, vielleicht eine Miktrowellenstrahlenwaffe?

[lennybacon@infosec.exchange]

@somlu1968 @vowe blaster

#TeamStarWars

[somlu1968@mastodon.social]

@lennybacon scheint Zeit dafür zu werden @vowe

[lennybacon@infosec.exchange]

@somlu1968 @vowe