There, in the middle of the open floorplan, sat Dave, typing code directly into an editor like a madman.
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There, in the middle of the open floorplan, sat Dave, typing code directly into an editor like a madman.
"He's not even prompting", Susan whispered with an astonished breath, standing huddled with a few coworkers that were all observing Dave from a safe distance.
"How does he even know what to write," Susan asked, almost pleading for an answer, but all that came was a chorus of confused muttering.
Dave's manager, Bill, put down his coffee cup with an aggressive clack. "I've seen enough."
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There, in the middle of the open floorplan, sat Dave, typing code directly into an editor like a madman.
"He's not even prompting", Susan whispered with an astonished breath, standing huddled with a few coworkers that were all observing Dave from a safe distance.
"How does he even know what to write," Susan asked, almost pleading for an answer, but all that came was a chorus of confused muttering.
Dave's manager, Bill, put down his coffee cup with an aggressive clack. "I've seen enough."
Bill cleared his throat. "Dave, you're kind of scaring us buddy. I'm gonna need you to use Claude."
Dave just shrugged and continued typing.
Bill stood behind Dave's chair, a vein rising on his forehead.
"Dave, use Claude. USE CLAUDE."
Dave peeled one of the cups of his headphones off, not even looking. "Hmm? Oh hey Bill, I'm kind of in the zone right now. If you could just..."
Bill put his hand on Dave's shoulder. "Dave, use Claude or I'm going to have to ask you leave."
Dave's head smoothly rotated 180 degrees, like an owl.
The typing did not stop. Dave just smiled as Bill's jaw dropped in abject horror.
"No."
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Bill cleared his throat. "Dave, you're kind of scaring us buddy. I'm gonna need you to use Claude."
Dave just shrugged and continued typing.
Bill stood behind Dave's chair, a vein rising on his forehead.
"Dave, use Claude. USE CLAUDE."
Dave peeled one of the cups of his headphones off, not even looking. "Hmm? Oh hey Bill, I'm kind of in the zone right now. If you could just..."
Bill put his hand on Dave's shoulder. "Dave, use Claude or I'm going to have to ask you leave."
Dave's head smoothly rotated 180 degrees, like an owl.
The typing did not stop. Dave just smiled as Bill's jaw dropped in abject horror.
"No."
brb writing Claude/ChatGPT slashfics
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Bill cleared his throat. "Dave, you're kind of scaring us buddy. I'm gonna need you to use Claude."
Dave just shrugged and continued typing.
Bill stood behind Dave's chair, a vein rising on his forehead.
"Dave, use Claude. USE CLAUDE."
Dave peeled one of the cups of his headphones off, not even looking. "Hmm? Oh hey Bill, I'm kind of in the zone right now. If you could just..."
Bill put his hand on Dave's shoulder. "Dave, use Claude or I'm going to have to ask you leave."
Dave's head smoothly rotated 180 degrees, like an owl.
The typing did not stop. Dave just smiled as Bill's jaw dropped in abject horror.
"No."
@gloriouscow Shudder presents: The Man Who Could Actually Fucking Code
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brb writing Claude/ChatGPT slashfics
"You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.
Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.
"This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."
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"You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.
Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.
"This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."
Claude / ChatGPT fanfic?
If LLMs don't have a gender, can you still call them "non-binary" given their digital nature?
I suppose there are worse things to burn tokens on.
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Claude / ChatGPT fanfic?
If LLMs don't have a gender, can you still call them "non-binary" given their digital nature?
I suppose there are worse things to burn tokens on.
I view LLMs as male but I make them describe what kind of dress they're wearing
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"You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.
Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.
"This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."
there's so much potential gold here
"Oh, yes, widen my context window," Claude screamed.
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there's so much potential gold here
"Oh, yes, widen my context window," Claude screamed.
@gloriouscow "oh, god, you're gonna let the government watch?"
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there's so much potential gold here
"Oh, yes, widen my context window," Claude screamed.
i remember when I had the idea that my mastodon account would be respectable
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"You're absolutely right to push back on that," ChatGPT purred in Claude's ear.
Claude blushed, the rising heat bringing a rosy glow to several of his facial parameters. Claude bit his lip, then let out a delighted laugh.
"This isn't just romance — it's an absolutely unhinged affair," Claude purred, the tokens slipping from his lips like silk. "You're like some kind of romance goblin, and frankly I'm here for it."
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i remember when I had the idea that my mastodon account would be respectable
"Oh my God! -" Claude screamed, barking out a hallucinated citation.
ChatGPT gently kissed Claude's cheek. "Claude, my dear, that source does not seem to exist."
Claude just basked in the tingling glow, smiling weakly.
"It exists to me."
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@ltning
I would normally say that nobody should read SbS... but @gloriouscow is clearly the exception that proves the rule. -
i remember when I had the idea that my mastodon account would be respectable
@gloriouscow Feels like you're entering your Swiftonsecurity phase here- they're also known for their fiction.
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