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Two things:
1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.
2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel I HATED that on telephone cords, oooooh it made me SICK. thank you for saying the devil's name, we banish thee, tendril perversion
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel *intrigued*
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Two things:
1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.
2: that disclaimer before the article

Gardening tips with Urotsukidoji.
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Two things:
1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.
2: that disclaimer before the article

'Tendril perversion perversion' describes a research phenomenon where you look up something on Wikipedia and one thing leads to the next and you spiral down a vortex of interesting information until suddenly the spiral turns and the vortex sucks you deeper and deeper into useless bullshit.
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@BrokkoliMuskel great name for a band.


@philbetts @BrokkoliMuskel Even The King sang about it - "Love me tendril, love me true, all my dreams fulfill".
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel I'm confused, though. Why would a clever engineering trick (avoid torsion upon stretching) be hugely annoying?

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2: that disclaimer before the article

I observed that when my cucumber plant grew over to the pitcher plant.
This is caused because it first grows straight over and then wraps around the destination. And after that it does that helical thingy to get rid of extra length.
And that extra length exists because in order to find the destination where it wants to connect to it basically sweeps left and right while growing until it hits something to hold onto. But it may slide off multiple times until it is long enough.
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I observed that when my cucumber plant grew over to the pitcher plant.
This is caused because it first grows straight over and then wraps around the destination. And after that it does that helical thingy to get rid of extra length.
And that extra length exists because in order to find the destination where it wants to connect to it basically sweeps left and right while growing until it hits something to hold onto. But it may slide off multiple times until it is long enough.
And that thingy then is the direct outcome of it coiling itself up as at that point it is already fixed at both sides.
- Well at least for my sample size of 1 it was.
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel one man's annoyance is another man's fetish
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel oh, tristesse, le disclaimer n'est pas aussi drôle sur la page en français
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@BrokkoliMuskel FINALLY a word for why my old telephone cords did that! And also why searching it also brought up porn.
@kestral I thought the same thing. Also trying to fix it while on a long call was also done. @BrokkoliMuskel
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@BrokkoliMuskel@chaos.social reading this on link down an currently questioning live choices.
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel that's squiggle sure looks like Trump's signature
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@BrokkoliMuskel I think we need a close-up here

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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel my hair does this, I'm going to start referring to it as my perverted tendrils.
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel Ungefragter Fun Fact: Hokusai, der „Der Traum der Fischerfrau“ mit dem Oktopus gezeichnet hat, ist derselbe Künstler wie bei der berühmten „Großen Welle vor Kanagawa“. Also dem Motiv auf dem 1.000-Yen-Schein. Als wäre Günter Zint der Hausfotograf des Kanzleramts gewesen.
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2: that disclaimer before the article

@BrokkoliMuskel
This toot, article and the subsequent thread of conversation is why I LOVE Mastodon so much. 🥰 -
@BrokkoliMuskel Headphones, they forgot to mention the headphonecables.

@bent0_b0x @BrokkoliMuskel and slinky toys!
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