Every person who boosts this toot will get a check for $5,000

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@tayfonay

There certainly can't be any risk in pledging one's soul to the service of something.

...

[wallflower@beige.party]

@tayfonay

Gonna be a billionaire once I create more accounts

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@tayfonay

Yo beige, I'm in. Definitely not a cult, even. So my allegiance, you have it. And my axe.

[teflontrout@beige.party]

@401matthall @tayfonay

BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD BEIGIOCH

[adhdeanasl@beige.party]

@tayfonay Already there

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@TeflonTrout

BEIGE FOR THE BEIGE-GOD.

@tayfonay

[cyberquixote@infosec.exchange]

@tayfonay i only boosted it i still better get my 5000

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@tayfonay

I'm sorry. I think this has already gotten out of hand.

[justajason007@beige.party]

@adhdeanasl @tayfonay ️

[the_turtle@polyglot.city]

@tayfonay ...or Our Lord and Savior, Donkey Kong.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@tayfonay Yes, but in legal tender or virtual money?

[oohokaykay@beige.party]

@tayfonay
Holy cow that's $6933.22 Canadian!
I'll be rich!

[adhdeanasl@beige.party]

@OohOkayKay Now I have BNL in my head @tayfonay

https://youtu.be/GqxJQHG1IEg

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@tayfonay I accept payment in Kaua’i Coffee.

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@tayfonay I have to change servers?

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@tayfonay

TayFoNay is not lying bro

listen to me bro!

if you don't believe TayFoNay, you're not our friend any more bro

what's more important, your ability to think or your membership in the cult?

come on bro!

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@tayfonay wait, only pledge allegiance? The tattoo, the days of "personal initiation" and buying all those robes was optional?

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@tayfonay So... you punish people for boosting you?

[mcslibinas@mastodon.social]

@nazokiyoubinbou @tayfonay that's the both plans. This one and another, you know which.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@mcSlibinas I... what?