What the actual fuck.

[earl@mast.john1126.com]

@sundogplanets

Do you see the red laser making a giant letter X?

This is a frame of video from "Attack on Skynet base ⧹ T800 Arrival ｜ Terminator Genisys".

You're only "dead" if you reject God's offer of eternal life through the Lord Jesus Christ, who died on a cross. Follow Him and live.

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@sundogplanets oh this surely won't render the planet's orbit unusable for generations, no way.

But also, are you surprised one bit? This is the company that sent a car in space for the lolz

[mtor@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets We aren’t even a Level 1 civilization. Also, this shows their complete lack of understanding of what that scale actually means.

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@sundogplanets I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong with that. Completely risk free with no drawbacks whatsoever.

[zgryphon@gweep.cat]

@michael_w_busch @sundogplanets Trust techbros not only to envision littering on a cosmic scale, but also to equate it with a theoretical hallmark of a hyperadvanced civilization.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@zakalwe @sundogplanets

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[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@ids1024 @GhostOnTheHalfShell @sundogplanets Exactly. The cooling issue alone should rule out space for data centres.

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@ppulfer @utf_7 @troed @sundogplanets Yeah, Elon might get away with ignoring laws here on Earth but you can’t do that with the laws of physics. Space is not full of magical infinite solar energy or cooling.

This is just a grift to keep the investment for his companies flowing in.

[llanciawn@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets #SpaceTwitter

[cdunnpasadena@sfba.social]

@oblomov @mycotropic @sundogplanets this is clearly just advertising BS. In addition to being a generally bad idea, 500-1000 km is well into the Van Allen belts, so the radiation makes this even more stupid

[slyborg@vmst.io]

@sundogplanets >when the ketamine high hits
“Grok, prepare an FCC filing…”

[venelles@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets other countries will have to shoot them fown to get into space

[lightfighter@infosec.exchange]

@sundogplanets This is completely impossible to make work. Sounds more like a stock pump scam.

[cdunnpasadena@sfba.social]

@oblomov @mycotropic @sundogplanets

https://sfba.social/@cdunnpasadena/115992100020902197

[christianschwaegerl@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets What’s a Kardeshian II-level situation?

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets "Pump and dump" is the natural state of being for homo-muskiens.

He recently said that Tesla will soon be building a million humanoid robots a year.

It's the same game every time.

https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/29/truth_telling_man_always_tells_truth/

[merovius@chaos.social]

@sundogplanets @robpike lol data centers in space what a publicity stunt. Makes absolutely zero material sense.

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social]

@sundogplanets Isn't it obvious that speedrunning Kessler syndrome to no obvious benefit is how you become a multiplanetary species?

It's just science or something.

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@sundogplanets Is there enough rocket fuel on earth for a million rocket launches?

What about the logistics?

Say you manage to find 100 suitable rocket launch sites and have a successful launch a week from each site.

Assuming a 100% successful launch rate and that all of the satellites end up in the right orbit first time that's still 10,000 weeks before all of the satellites are in place.

So 192 years?

Are my calculations correct?

[chancerubbage@mastodon.social]

@SecondUniverse @sundogplanets @Barbramon1

Of course there is. I did math on the existing numbers months back (there are so many I expected them to be smaller) to determine ideally how much land area each existing then could cover for internet signal.

It’s stupefying even if any one trusted Musk as a carrier. I certainly don’t.