I know I've said it before but while in general I am a fan of the fact that romantasy as a genre exists, and popular culture is finally acknowledging that women get horny and like sex, I wish it didn't mean formulaic heterosmut now has to be shoehorned...
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They decide to go off travelling together, and fair enough after everything that’s happened they could probably do with a bit of a holiday.
But I can’t help feeling our heroine is just 21, at the beginning of her career, and has not only replicated the feats of the great witches of previous centuries but surpassed them. The very structure of the universe has revealed itself to her, she has attained mastery of not just space but also time. At this point her ambitions should probably stretch a little beyond a gentle self-paced walking holiday in the Dolomites, you know?
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But I can’t help feeling our heroine is just 21, at the beginning of her career, and has not only replicated the feats of the great witches of previous centuries but surpassed them. The very structure of the universe has revealed itself to her, she has attained mastery of not just space but also time. At this point her ambitions should probably stretch a little beyond a gentle self-paced walking holiday in the Dolomites, you know?
This also means that Little Sister will have to choose which of the two realms she wants to spend the rest of her life in, a choice that given how paternalistically involved her brother has been in all her other major life decisions he seems remarkably relaxed about?
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This also means that Little Sister will have to choose which of the two realms she wants to spend the rest of her life in, a choice that given how paternalistically involved her brother has been in all her other major life decisions he seems remarkably relaxed about?
Like I know some 10 year olds. If you told them to choose between a world in which they were a faerie princess who could do magic and be waited on 24/7 by subjects too scared to contradict them, and a world where they would have a sensible bedtime enforced and be told to wear shoes and eat vegetables, I know which most would pick, I know which would be best for them, and I know the answers wouldn't be the same.
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Like I know some 10 year olds. If you told them to choose between a world in which they were a faerie princess who could do magic and be waited on 24/7 by subjects too scared to contradict them, and a world where they would have a sensible bedtime enforced and be told to wear shoes and eat vegetables, I know which most would pick, I know which would be best for them, and I know the answers wouldn't be the same.
We never find out which one she chooses by the way, just like we never find out what happened to the servants or how our heroine's parents died. I am desperately hoping that this is because the author has the short term memory of a stick of celery and not because a sequel is threatened.
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We never find out which one she chooses by the way, just like we never find out what happened to the servants or how our heroine's parents died. I am desperately hoping that this is because the author has the short term memory of a stick of celery and not because a sequel is threatened.
@afewbugs If there's a sequel, can we somehow cajole you into reading it?
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We never find out which one she chooses by the way, just like we never find out what happened to the servants or how our heroine's parents died. I am desperately hoping that this is because the author has the short term memory of a stick of celery and not because a sequel is threatened.
But the most annoying thing, the most mindboggling thing, the thing that has completely shattered my understanding of what I believed to be the point of slogging through 39 excruciatingly stupid chapters of excruciatingly stupid text in this excruciatingly stupid book is
THEY NEVER ACTUALLY FUCK
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But the most annoying thing, the most mindboggling thing, the thing that has completely shattered my understanding of what I believed to be the point of slogging through 39 excruciatingly stupid chapters of excruciatingly stupid text in this excruciatingly stupid book is
THEY NEVER ACTUALLY FUCK
@afewbugs Maybe the author is an energy vampire..:?
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But the most annoying thing, the most mindboggling thing, the thing that has completely shattered my understanding of what I believed to be the point of slogging through 39 excruciatingly stupid chapters of excruciatingly stupid text in this excruciatingly stupid book is
THEY NEVER ACTUALLY FUCK
Let me be perfectly clear, I did not want to read about them fucking. A large part of the fact I put off reading these last two chapters for so long is that I fully expected them to fuck, I fully expected it to be as arousing a read as the average autopsy report, and my life has been busy and and stressful enough as it was without the time I anticipated having to spend in a dark, quiet room with a cold compress over my Good Seeing Eyes to recover from what I expected to read.
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Let me be perfectly clear, I did not want to read about them fucking. A large part of the fact I put off reading these last two chapters for so long is that I fully expected them to fuck, I fully expected it to be as arousing a read as the average autopsy report, and my life has been busy and and stressful enough as it was without the time I anticipated having to spend in a dark, quiet room with a cold compress over my Good Seeing Eyes to recover from what I expected to read.
But my entire understanding of the reason that someone wrote this thing, someone published this thing and that an economically viable number of presumably horny young women devoted hours of their one wild and precious lives to reading this abomination was the hope that there would eventually be a scene where he inserted his beefy meat stick into her aching void and there isn't.
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But my entire understanding of the reason that someone wrote this thing, someone published this thing and that an economically viable number of presumably horny young women devoted hours of their one wild and precious lives to reading this abomination was the hope that there would eventually be a scene where he inserted his beefy meat stick into her aching void and there isn't.
Like I started this thread feeling a bit bad that I was criticising something for not being the fantasy I'd hoped for, and thinking maybe I was being unfair because it was a romantasy instead. BUT IT ISN'T EVEN A GOOD ROMANTASY?What was the point? What's the point of anything? Nothing makes sense anymore. Meaning is an illusion. There is no point. Excuse me while I spiral into a nihilistic void, which may or may not be desperately yearning to be filled.
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Like I started this thread feeling a bit bad that I was criticising something for not being the fantasy I'd hoped for, and thinking maybe I was being unfair because it was a romantasy instead. BUT IT ISN'T EVEN A GOOD ROMANTASY?What was the point? What's the point of anything? Nothing makes sense anymore. Meaning is an illusion. There is no point. Excuse me while I spiral into a nihilistic void, which may or may not be desperately yearning to be filled.
In conclusion, do not read this book. Please. Save yourselves, it's too late for me.
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In conclusion, do not read this book. Please. Save yourselves, it's too late for me.
@afewbugs You still haven't told us the title so that we may avoid it... and anything else written by this person.
