a catgirl followed me home can I keep her

[cwebber@social.coop]

Trans Girl House Trading Card Game starter pack:

- Trans mom (has a job)
- Trans mom (does not have a job but takes care of everyone)
- Quiet one, what's her deal
- Has 5 PhDs but terminally unemployed
- Attends Every Kink Event
- Has played every game somehow
- Burnout indie gamedev
- The artist who isn't a computer toucher and always talks about how she's the only one that isn't
- Cis woman who's an honorary trans woman
- Cis guy honorary trans woman (maybe an egg)
- Extreme haxx0r
- FOSSgirl

[rooster@beige.party]

@cwebber we must protect clocky cishet girls

[juliana@solarpunk.moe]

@cwebber which one am i

[cwebber@social.coop]

Booster pack 1:

- Trans guy who's not an honorary trans woman because that's insulting, but seems to feel most at home amongst trans women
- Gendervoid Enby
- Oops All Genders Enby
- Spends all her money on eurorack modules, you should see this thing, holy shit
- Never sleeps because of weekly new hyperfocus
- TTRPG GM (dom)
- TTRPG player (sub)
- Trainsexual
- Anarcho-communist (DO NOT LET SPEAK TO THE BELOW)
- Anarcho-capitalist (DO NOT LET SPEAK TO THE ABOVE)
- Toxic drama queen (curse card)

[rooster@beige.party]

@cwebber ace girl who loves trains who manages all the finances and gets upset that no one is filling out the spreadsheets

[cwebber@social.coop]

Booster pack 2:

- Sword enthusiast girl (charming)
- Gun enthusiast girl (unsettling)
- Makes all her own clothes, spends all her free time doing it (wants to teach you how)
- Has watched every Anime
- Has watched every YouTube video (this shouldn't be possible)
- Music cataloger (may have a vinyl collection)
- Has way too many stuffies
- Esolang enthusiast
- Natural language enthusiast
- Conlang enthusiast
- Toki Pona speaker (FREE SPACE)

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@cwebber lol, this did not stop you.

[cwebber@social.coop]

@evan I am procrastinating on writing a grant proposal

[cwebber@social.coop]

@rooster lmao yes

[cwebber@social.coop]

Booster pack 3:

- Hypersexual slut
- Asexual slut
- Asexual, definitely not a slut
- The One Who Is Known For Being A Top
- The Career Haver who is constantly trying to help everyone else establish themselves while maintaining personal boundaries ok
- Attends Every Protest
- Incredible cook, cooks for everyone, everyone kinda appreciates but forgets how good they have it until she leaves and they're like shit, I miss her food
- Makes cursed shit in Blender, what is she doing with those nodes

[afewbugs@social.coop]

@rooster @cwebber wait, train enby is a common enough category to be a trading card? I thought I knew the only one of them

[cwebber@social.coop]

@afewbugs @rooster oh boy yes

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

Plural system with more members than a gacha game

@rooster @cwebber

[cwebber@social.coop]

@JessTheUnstill @rooster Damn yeah that was coming up

[cwebber@social.coop]

Most of the cards can be combined, but these in particular are designed to attach to other cards (you can't play them independently):

- Plural system (you can compose multiple distinct archetype cards into one)
- Cat girl
- Puppy girl
- Dragon/Kobold/Robot/... girl
- "Obscure" but not as obscure as she thinks it is programming language witch (Rust/Lisp/Haskell/Forth)
- Absolutely Feral

[cwebber@social.coop]

And of course then there's somehow the one girl who seems to be able to embody 90% of the cards at once across all packs (*cough* @vv *cough*)

[afewbugs@social.coop]

@cwebber also I feel you need to distinguish between TTRPG GM (dom) and TTRPG GM (service top)

[cwebber@social.coop]

@afewbugs wow this is so true

[cwebber@social.coop]

@afewbugs Also "Service Switch (effectively: a dom)"

[cwebber@social.coop]

And of course this is all to say

- These are tropes
- Nobody necessarily is or needs to be any of these
- This is for entertainment use only
- Use for practical purposes is dangerous and hazardous to one's health
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