If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

[jaeniemc@mastodon.online]

@bloor I’ve always called SQL “squiggle”

[rhelune@todon.eu]

@AncTreat5358 @mrrmot @countablenewt @greem @bloor Used for hashtags but on their own they are just hashes. (Sharp in music is a different sign.)

[mich181189@nerdculture.de]

@lumiukko @bloor I notice “Sequel” is more common among users of Microsoft SQL Server

To the point I weirdly refer to that product as “Sequel Server” but say S Q L for pretty much any other use

[b_age@troet.cafe]

@bloor as a british aristocrat i firmly demand 'Esquirel' as the required pronounciation.

[pixel@redpixels.social]

@bloor Hey Dennis, what is the IP for this domain?

[chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net]

@praetor @bloor probably a similar place to where a job agency once pronounced it "tee cee pip" to me ‍️

[binford2k@hachyderm.io]

@bloor that would make sense because it’s always DNS, DNS the Menace.

[chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net]

@ValerioKristain cheating and crypto retrieval, what a combination

[jan@social.eden.one]

@bloor The sequel to Dennis, the Menace is labelled DNS, the SQL for a reason.

[dotmavriq@social.dotmavriq.life]

@bloor DNS the MNS

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@bloor It's always Dennis.

[patterfloof@meow.social]

@bloor of course , like the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahGxiSV_LH0&list=RDahGxiSV_LH0&start_radio=1

[ste@noc.social]

@bloor

If SQL is pronounced "sequel" and DNS is pronounced "Dennis"...

Then surely BGP is pronounced "buggeredup".

[synchro@phpc.social]

@bloor “DNS, DNS, I’ve got a crush on you”, with apologies to Blondie

[dasgrueneblatt@wien.rocks]

@bloor

[jo@noavailabledisk.space]

@clarfonthey @viq @bloor (Argonauts)

[jupiter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@neil @bloor rizz

[davespice@mas.to]

@bloor "It was Dennis!"

[jbatubara@hachyderm.io]

@greem @bloor

[lori@cambrian.social]

@codemonkeymike @bloor Just wait until you meet Dynamic Dennis.