If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

[rogerbw@discordian.social]

@bloor It's worth talking about the "squeal server" just for the Looks I get.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@bloor
@jpmens

Years ago at work, there was a consultant that would pronounce it deenis. We started starting he had deenis envy.

[spacelifeform@infosec.exchange]

@bloor

A menace to be sure.

[freediverx@mastodon.social]

@bloor
Actually it rhymes with penis.

[lori@cambrian.social]

@bloor @ShnoofleBear How pronounce shtml?

[bloor@bloor.tw]

@lori @ShnoofleBear ShitMill

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@mrrmot @qwyrdo @mansr @me_ @bloor

Don't remind me how old I am.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@kevinrenskers @bloor @ekuber

Pretend you're Italian. Goomba

[javascript@app.wafrn.net]

@bloor@bloor.tw

She sequel on my dennis till I http

[jens@social.finkhaeuser.de]

@mansr @Rob_T_Firefly @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor I don't see a difference between Hotmail and hate mail anyway

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

@bloor leading to one of my favorite conference swag shirts my employer has ever made.

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

@IvanSanchez @bloor consider it inserted

https://masto.deoan.org/@neurovagrant/116258588294304846

[jackcole@mstdn.social]

@bloor squill

[ickymettle@hachyderm.io]

@bloor in a past life worked with the FAST search engine - its query language was FQL - or “fecal”

[dashlion@mastodon.au]

@bloor SQL is pronounced 'Skull' and is a warning from ancient peoples to avoid this place of misery and death that we failed to heed.

[alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com]

@moira @bloor wait, squirrel??

[salyavin@famichiki.jp]

@WiteWulf
Denise the menace
@greem @bloor

[badsamurai@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant @bloor I love mine! When’s the next printing?

[xinayder@fosstodon.org]

@bloor what about SSH? some languages say ash-ash-ha

[drwho@masto.hackers.town]

@bloor Usually it's pronounced "Aw, fuck!"