What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
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@pencilears @alice IDK I matched with a guy who was an actual fishing guide once
but I was like six inches taller than him and not Roman Catholic so it wasn't going to work, alas
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@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"
They NEVER actually FISH!!!!
@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)
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Similar experience matching and chatting with women who have a picture of themselves river rafting/rock climbing/skydiving/outdoorsy-ing. I now subconsciously caption those photos "here's that one and only time ever I did [activity] that I have no intention of doing again but posted because I want you to think I am adventurous. Also, it was eight years ago."
I am betting that straight men do this constantly. Seems very much like a dude thing.
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@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few. -
@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few. -
@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few.people who like the same kind of fishing should hang out yesno? Save friction with other people
I know someone whose second marriage, late in life, was happy while they could both go bass fishing all the time and be silent together. Then they got too frail to do that and everything fell apart.
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@alice I tried, for years, to talk to the "guys holding fish" about if they would take me fishing as a date and it was always: "oh that was one time on my buddy's boat" or "oh, that was from a trip" or "we were on a charter boat"
They NEVER actually FISH!!!!
Fishing is just an excuse to drink beer
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What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?
Wrong answers only.
@alice [•] it’s on a dating site that would have me as a member
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When this is done, I should commission an artist¹ to make this scientifically accurate, world's hottest profile pic, using AI.
¹ Like a real one, not a "prompt engineer".
Let me guess,,, a duck holding a gun.
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people who like the same kind of fishing should hang out yesno? Save friction with other people
I know someone whose second marriage, late in life, was happy while they could both go bass fishing all the time and be silent together. Then they got too frail to do that and everything fell apart.
@clew
That's so sad! Oh no! -
@clew
That's so sad! Oh no!@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice we like different kinds of fishing but I'm learning to fly fish
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@pencilears @sarae @alice
OMG.
You all really want the fisher people?
I can't NOT meet fish heads in my line of work.
Even *I'* have caught a few.@ohmu @pencilears @alice biologists are super weird and I would totally have been willing to consider reasonable offers, back in the day
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Fishing is just an excuse to drink beer
@Didthat1957 I too, like so hang out outside all day sipping a tallboy of Vitamin R
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@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice we like different kinds of fishing but I'm learning to fly fish
@sarae
That's love right there. -
@sarae
That's love right there.@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice I mean when someone's like, would you like to fish the north fork of the Flathead, if you've got any sense you try to learn a new skill
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@jankhambrams that would be amazing.
I want to see it contain at least the top 5 options, in roughly the proportions voted for.
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@ohmu @clew @pencilears @alice I mean when someone's like, would you like to fish the north fork of the Flathead, if you've got any sense you try to learn a new skill
That's .. very true. I'm jealous. Nice!
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@Didthat1957 I too, like so hang out outside all day sipping a tallboy of Vitamin R
American beer is just something that you rent. Not a real beer.
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@alice or doing dick lips with its duck out?
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@pencilears @alice Well clearly you never met *this* guy (satire): https://archive.is/2e9sf (archive/unpaywall of https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you)
@shadow53 omfg I laughed so hard at those! I would swipe right on any of those profiles
