Maybe don't call your shoe the "predator", but if you do, don't carry it in child sizes...

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@alice

Someone in the marketing department didn't think that one through, did they? ‍️

[juanejot@beige.party]

@alice Remember how the Epstein-Files-in-Chief was just guessing sycophants’ shoe sizes?
Yeah, anybody got his?

[acb@mastodon.social]

@alice shouldn’t that be the gold Trump sneaker?

[momo@social.linux.pizza]

@alice
I wish my mom and dad did that for me.

[sancla@infosec.exchange]

@alice wtf…

[htpcnz@mastodon.social]

@alice why not? these been in the market for over three decades, if you know anything about kids, they don't word associate as overly sensitive adults are and want to wear the same boots as their favourite players. geez.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@alice oh my dog never seen an ad that awful. They really have no taste and no brain.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@alice @momo also here.

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@f4grx @alice @momo I did that. And there were a couple I didn't expect, and those came from particularly cruel adults

[justbeep@social.tchncs.de]

@alice
Welcome to the age of #epstein et al.

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@alice the word unisex is doing some serious heavy lifting there.

Is this like the cursed version of the unabomber…?

[proedie@mastodon.green]

@alice The perfect gift for a lonely child you met on the street.

‘Come on, kiddo, I know a great pitch to try the shoes. It’s on the other side of this lonely forest.’

[elbeetoots@mastodon.nl]

@alice Perhaps they felt that "Unisex-Child Terminator" was a bit too much

[softspeak@defcon.social]

@alice

But the Epstein and Trump names were taken.

[hellomiakoda@pdx.social]

@alice Oooh, this must be the shoe company Trump was getting the shoes he was handing out to republicans.

[saltywizard@beige.party]

@alice

(oh, I can't wait to read all the comments on this gem!)