tl;dr: too long; didn't read

[isocat@tiggi.es]

@nazokiyoubinbou "D" is for "didn't"; that's good enough for me – didn't, didn't, didn't starts with "D"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw&t=12s

@neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

pw;dr : poorly written; didn't read

nc;dr : not copyedited; didn't read

add;dhast : Attention Deficit Disorder; didn't hey a shiny thing

@yantor3d @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

rmpdf;droet : restaurant menu as PDF; didn't read or eat there

@OskarImKeller @utf_7 @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

wp;bki : Washington Post; Bezos killed it

@Nikkileah @neil

[isocat@tiggi.es]

btlip;dr : browser tab lost in pile; didn't read

@neil

[dashlion@mastodon.au]

@neil dr; dr; give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@neil
nl;dr newsletter subscriber request before content, didn’t read

ads;cr ads much greater than content by screen space, couldn’t read

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@neil @jrsharp

hh;dr site owned by, or allows content from, Nazis, didn’t read

[ginkka@mastodon.social]

@neil gap;dr

[valpackett@social.treehouse.systems]

@neil "dr;dr" sounds like "doctor's handwriting; didn't read"

[pautasso@scholar.social]

@neil

ai;dw - AI generated it; I didn't write it

[talin@mastodon.social]

@neil tv;dw too video, didn't watch

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@neil Alternatively, dr;dr give me the the news

[terrorbite@meow.social]

@neil don't forget this one:

pw;dr: paywalled, didn't read

Edit: I did not check the other comments before posting this. Everyone else already suggested it

[captainbara@meow.social]

@neil

dcs;dr: didn't capitalize sentences; didn't read

[secularjeffrey@ohai.social]

@neil

vl;dc = video link, didn't click

[geoffl@mastodon.me.uk]

@SecularJeffrey @neil

pdf;dr - Probably displays fucked-up, didn't read.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@ben @neil

I need these aggregated they're very good.

Just saw:

ai;dr

Earlier today.

[paulatothepeople@climatejustice.social]

@neil @TimWardCam

cw;dr: cookiewall; didn't read
sw;dr: subscription-wall; didn't read
seo;nc: search engine enshittification; lots of text, no content to read
na;db: no alt-text; didn't boost

[cockneylaurie@mastodonapp.uk]

@neil what do you call
"Required subscription or agree all cookies", didn't read?