tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[tiopalada@socel.net]

@peter See how much more efficient those are than us humans? No human can collapse that efficiently while at work. It would take at least a couple of minutes to pretend you are fainting so you don't have to work. Amazing. It even has its own bodybag!

[jonhendry@iosdev.space]

@peter

I wonder if this was another "operator took off the headset" situation.

[jonhendry@iosdev.space]

@peter

They need a couple of autonomous beefy Roombas that would scoot in, lift the carcass, and take it away.

[ridersblock@c.im]

@peter “Oil can!”

[pookiesorcery@mastodon.social]

@peter the fact that people applaud in the end makes it even weirder...

[tribactam@social.vivaldi.net]

@smeg @peter

did they close its eyes properly?

[nitinkhanna@mastodon.social]

@peter Black Sheet of Death!

[ephemeromorph@topspicy.social]

@peter I'm fascinated by the pinch points in its pelvis. You could jam a pencil in the gaps and impede it! Really makes you appreciate how many engineering problems are solved by being encased in a squishy flesh layer.

[tribactam@social.vivaldi.net]

@thefathippy @peter

Diamondhead would say "yes I am"

[tribactam@social.vivaldi.net]

@FrChazzz @licho @Galley @peter

that looks like a meme...

[sharkfie@infosec.exchange]

@peter I hope these are research prototypes, it keeps happening lol

[chertridge@beige.party]

@peter It's dead, Jim.

(also noticed that the attendants had the black drapes at the ready)

[dahmonium@mastodon.social]

@DoctorG_1 @peter And those flying just flew away with it!

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@peter and *almost* raises a one-finger salute

[dahmonium@mastodon.social]

@tribactam @smeg @peter hahaha lay coins on the lids to grant it safe passage over the river Digitalis!

[eobet@oldbytes.space]

RE: https://oldbytes.space/@eobet/116102526893811817

@peter it's funny for now, but they're going to keep trying until we all get policed by them since many of the most lucrative contracts for tech is still government and military... 🫣

[zl2tod@mastodon.online]

@peter

If they can't do good sound don't trust their tech.

[apriloq@connectop.us]

@peter priceless!

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@thefathippy @peter

We are all evil here on Mastodon.

[tartley@fosstodon.org]

@licho @Galley @peter they had trained for it!