Saw this elsewhere and I love it!

[raederle@masto.nu]

@JeniParsons

My kiddo was partial Brown Bear, Brown Bear but I’ve loved Eric Carle’s books since I was introduced in the 90s in children’s lit.

@gbsills

[dbrand666@mastodon.social]

@JeniParsons
You may be on to something. My trans kid is always very hungry.

[megamichelle@a2mi.social]

@JeniParsons

Because after you read it, you turned into a butterfly, obviously.

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@JeniParsons However, I am a hungry, hungry hippo.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@JeniParsons That crowd is secretly closeted, and terrified!!

[coth@social.creatureofthehill.com]

@JeniParsons@mstdn.social Hmmm, have you met the residents of the fediverse Bet there is at least one caterpillar with a rumbling stomach out there...

[alison@beige.party]

@JeniParsons What happened to eating green eggs and ham over and over?

[starluna@mastodon.social]

@JeniParsons I think we can all agree that the "Books will turn your kid trans" crowd are definitely not the lovable monster at the end of the book.

[kitkat_blue@mastodon.social]

@JeniParsons

If books had such power to influence sexuality, surely there would be nothing but cishets in this world, because, you know, that is where 99% of not just books but ALL media points us towards.

Hmm.... gosh maybe something else might be responsible?

[gbsills@social.vivaldi.net]

@raederle Thanks

[jeniparsons@mstdn.social]

@maccruiskeen 🦛

[xerge@mastodon.nl]

@JeniParsons or indeed not nailed to a cross for not respecting the authority.

[schratze@todon.nl]

@JeniParsons normalize being a very hungry trans caterpillar

[stevel@hachyderm.io]

@JeniParsons you haven't seen how Marco Rubio dresses up for his video calls with onlyfans hosts.

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@JeniParsons Exactly. Strangely, I'm not a monkey, my name isn't George, and a lot of the time I'm not curious at all.

[jackmexa4@mastodon.social]

@JeniParsons

From the same producers of:

“Globalists have a laser ray that can make you homosexual”

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