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@cR0w This is somewhat Cave Johnson coded, sad that this is so accurate...
@gudenau I had to look up that reference but it sounds unfortunately apt.
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@cR0w this actually how AI in Firefox works. It doesn't even download the AI model unless/until you turn on the feature.
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @mausmalone@mastodon.social I still don't want it!!!
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w can I at least add extra fiberglass insulation? That's my favorite topping.
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @mausmalone@mastodon.social I still don't want it!!!
@0x4d6165 @mausmalone Same. But if I am misunderstanding how it works, I would at least like to complain about it accurately.
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@cR0w can I at least add extra fiberglass insulation? That's my favorite topping.
@samuel Yes. You have all sorts of options throughout the extension store.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Market research shows asbestos-tolerance in certain economic regions could be made sustainable. After adoption rates are normalized we can leverage that data to justify our position.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w I mean, have you looked at how amazing asbestos is?! It’s dirt cheap, fire retardant, multipurpose. What’s not to love?
Obviously all that medical hoohaw is just big fiberglass trying to use government intervention to stifle innovation so they can maintain a monopoly.
And all the problems (not that I’m saying there are actual problems) only happen when you try to take it out. I mean who in their right mind would want to get rid of perfectly good asbestos? That’s just a fiberglass moneygrab./s obvs
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@cR0w I mean, have you looked at how amazing asbestos is?! It’s dirt cheap, fire retardant, multipurpose. What’s not to love?
Obviously all that medical hoohaw is just big fiberglass trying to use government intervention to stifle innovation so they can maintain a monopoly.
And all the problems (not that I’m saying there are actual problems) only happen when you try to take it out. I mean who in their right mind would want to get rid of perfectly good asbestos? That’s just a fiberglass moneygrab./s obvs
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@OutOfSpace @hotsoup At least in the US, it's still in a lot of AC water mains.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w
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@OutOfSpace Live in Libby, MT @hotsoup @cR0w
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w also we reduced quality of all the other ingredients so we can bring you the absolute best asbestos
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@cR0w also we reduced quality of all the other ingredients so we can bring you the absolute best asbestos
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@cR0w this actually how AI in Firefox works. It doesn't even download the AI model unless/until you turn on the feature.
@mausmalone @cR0w
I just got the new ff version. The post install page links to an opt out. Not opt in checkbox.So I've got the asbestos.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Over a billion people have already used a product containing Asbestos. Okay, most of them don’t want to pay for it but there must be a huge market somewhere out there.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w "Wouldn't you rather want some ethical Asbestos, instead of the bad Asbestos the big evil tech companies want to feed you?!"
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Our metrics show that adding Asbestos to the drinking water supply was a success. Consumption of Asbestos spiked since then. It seems there must be real demand.
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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It's true our burgers come with asbestos but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No we can't make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?@cR0w Yes, they get 85% of their funding from Asbestos Mining, Inc., but suggesting that has any bearing on the decision to include asbestos is a conspiracy theory.
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@cR0w Over a billion people have already used a product containing Asbestos. Okay, most of them don’t want to pay for it but there must be a huge market somewhere out there.
@weizenspreu @cR0w @cR0w
Over 3 Billion people run Asbestos
