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I got a call from someone I don't know.

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  • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

    I got a call from someone I don't know.

    "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

    "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

    "That much?"

    Some silence.

    "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

    Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

    I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

    #IT #SysAdmin

    artharg@mastodon.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #138

    @stefano If he assumed AI is cheaper than sysadmins who actually know what they’re doing and he already spent €500 on tokens, then why is he surprised that you charge more than €500? Does not compute!

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    • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

      I got a call from someone I don't know.

      "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

      "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

      "That much?"

      Some silence.

      "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

      Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

      I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

      #IT #SysAdmin

      sashin@veganism.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      sashin@veganism.social
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      #139

      @stefano What a dick

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      • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

        I got a call from someone I don't know.

        "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

        "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

        "That much?"

        Some silence.

        "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

        Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

        I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

        #IT #SysAdmin

        labbatt50@mastodon.worldL This user is from outside of this forum
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        labbatt50@mastodon.world
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #140

        @stefano

        Agreed.

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        • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

          I got a call from someone I don't know.

          "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

          "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

          "That much?"

          Some silence.

          "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

          Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

          I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

          #IT #SysAdmin

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          #141

          @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe "that much" yet he didn't seem to mind spending the same amount on getting it broken ​​

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          • somebody@circumstances.runS somebody@circumstances.run

            @wizbean @stefano showed this to a friend and they just said "i love the difference in value when the money goes to an expert compared to the shart machine" and the reply was "It's literally gambling. A professional is a known quantity. But like a gambler, the sloperator hopes that they will beat the averages."

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            bolomkxxviii@mastodon.social
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            #142

            @somebody @wizbean @stefano
            I love "sloperator" and am definitely going to use it!

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            • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

              I got a call from someone I don't know.

              "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

              "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

              "That much?"

              Some silence.

              "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

              Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

              I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

              #IT #SysAdmin

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              #143

              @stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe More servers should end like this

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              • teapot_ben@glammr.usT teapot_ben@glammr.us

                @stefano 🤯 it's amazing (by which I mean worrying) how many people seem to think they can absolve themselves of any responsibility by using AI.

                I don't understand why anyone would just let AI loose on a production system like that, and even blame AI for not taking backups. Although why was it not being backed up anyway?

                I wonder how much more money they will waste in tokens rather than pay a professional to fix the mess.

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                #144

                @teapot_ben @stefano I'm pretty sure with that mess, ai will cost them their jobs

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                • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                  I got a call from someone I don't know.

                  "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                  "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                  "That much?"

                  Some silence.

                  "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                  Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                  I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                  #IT #SysAdmin

                  firestarter_ol@troet.cafeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #145

                  @stefano
                  No backup? No pity.

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                  • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                    I got a call from someone I don't know.

                    "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                    "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                    "That much?"

                    Some silence.

                    "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                    Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                    I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                    #IT #SysAdmin

                    glitch25@tech.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #146

                    @stefano when they call back, triple it

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                    • mwl@io.mwl.ioM mwl@io.mwl.io

                      @nuintari @stefano

                      This AI crap is almost enough to make me consider going back into consulting.

                      The power in any negotiation goes to the person most willing to walk away. Companies trashed by AI cannot walk away.

                      netzblockierer@tech.lgbtN This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #147

                      @mwl @nuintari @stefano Yes, and I WILL flex that VERY SOON…

                      Cuz when the #AIslop - #Bubble bursts and enough corporate #IT is a burning mess, THEY WILL BEG FOR A SOLUTION AT ANY COST!

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                      • bladecoder@androiddev.socialB bladecoder@androiddev.social

                        @stefano Reminds me of this

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                        #148

                        @bladecoder @stefano the review price tag is still too low.

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                        • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                          I got a call from someone I don't know.

                          "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                          "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                          "That much?"

                          Some silence.

                          "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                          Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                          I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                          #IT #SysAdmin

                          fullywoolly@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #149

                          @stefano the only way this could have been made better is if you were coincidentally eating a bowl of popcorn

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                          • fullywoolly@mastodon.socialF fullywoolly@mastodon.social

                            @stefano the only way this could have been made better is if you were coincidentally eating a bowl of popcorn

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                            #150

                            @fullywoolly I was eating a carrot. Maybe it counts, too 😆

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                            • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                              I got a call from someone I don't know.

                              "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                              "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                              "That much?"

                              Some silence.

                              "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                              Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                              I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                              #IT #SysAdmin

                              random_seed@bitbang.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #151

                              @stefano F-yeah. Nice response. The amount of resentment toward people with IT skill is palpable. “You want to charge me for help with a free web page builder?”. “You’re charging me more than the device cost!”.

                              Shits going to burn down.

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                              • slothrop@chaos.socialS slothrop@chaos.social

                                @stefano wait, what’s the FreeBSD equivalent of “apt update && apt upgrade” ?!

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                                #152
                                @slothrop@chaos.social

                                pkg upgrade
                                CC: @stefano@bsd.cafe
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                                • peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafeP peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                  @stefano He could have just read the FreeBSD upgrade instructions. 🤣

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                                  #153
                                  @peteorrall@bsd.cafe

                                  Oh no! Reading human-written instructions! Like a caveman! 😀

                                  CC: @stefano@bsd.cafe
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                                  • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                    I got a call from someone I don't know.

                                    "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                                    "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                                    "That much?"

                                    Some silence.

                                    "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                                    Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                                    I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                                    #IT #SysAdmin

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                                    #154
                                    @stefano Giving a bot that has less intelligence than a toddler root on a machine... without even having any backups... and then have the gal to treat someone who can actually help them like this, yep, they deserve what they get!
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