#Meme #Humour

[skua@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils

3 a.m. blankets with wormholes, event horizons and entangled particles?

[alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe]

@cmconseils thneed

[anniebluefos@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils hehhehheh- "it's like sleeping with a ferret, having you in my bed" from an ex....

[pentup@mastodon.art]

@cmconseils Square quilts are the real reason that queen sized beds are so popular.

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@cmconseils oh, I thought it looked like a fitted sheet after a normal folding attempt.

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@anniebluefos @cmconseils ummm…not to be indelicate, but…how did they know?! 🫣

[anniebluefos@mstdn.social]

@europlus @cmconseils unsure, accepted as offered, due to unwillingness to pursue topic in depth

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@cmconseils

In this picture and I don't like it.

[thelaughingmuse@comfy.social]

@cmconseils@mastodon.social Alternately, my pillow when I'm trying to find a cool spot - let alone a cool side - in the hottest month.

[curiousicae@tech.lgbt]

@cmconseils
Isn’t one of the crumpled extra dimensions of super-string theory? Of course your blanket has 7 of those!