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[drewph@ieji.de]

@MarkHoltom
I will try, Sensei...

[sunflowerinrain@mastodon.online]

@MarkHoltom
Suddenly reminded of the boy next door demonstrating how he could write his name on a wall.

[divverent@misskey.de]

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk Solution for the problem attached. Print out at 600dpi, laminate, stick to urinal with silicon. People will proudly start aiming correctly.

Should at least work in the US. Maybe.

EDIT: Misskey downscaled it. Well, generate your own PDF by "save as PDF" here:

https://divverent.github.io/targetmaker/#eJx9kEFvwjAMhe/9FZbGYRxapemQOG4cOE6I7T6lqSnWsqRKXLHt1y+BMQp05BT7PX1+dm+JQRSiKuWMbNapDj3Mi/iHsoyNjbMc6BuhFB1nnmy7o4a3UMhZrLV3IWwV+UPzIbba3mplqI6YQspI0M44DxNWvkV+I2ujcrdMTxy1ujcm4BcOVXGtpulQG6XfryTGT/6VBpFlioiWI1PEhXKR9sr23uf1E6w8agrkLKwohAR/BLnhrKHAymrcFyfc/ETL5QFXHXEvxu1gSR7hfpHL6ZlPnJ2xSHfrA0L0jcPFBfuVPrD5g1fToe9fdjXOvsy9Vh2NsW/mrrIfGW+4HQ==

[thelancashireman@hostux.social]

@MarkHoltom

"We aim to please. Will you aim too, please?"

Also reminds me of some graffiti that I saw many years ago in the (outside) gents' toilet of a pub in Yorkshire. At various heights just above the porcelain, lines were drawn with initials and dates alongside. If you looked up you could see, near the ceiling, a line marked "West Yorkshire Fire Brigade"

[sayonaraminasan@urusai.social]

@MarkHoltom ehhh fine I will accept that translation

[tidalflats@mastodon.coffee]

@MarkHoltom
Fine. Do I get points?

[mimesatwork@wandering.shop]

@surdfish How do you hold it to keep pinkies up instead of just out?

[surdfish@beige.party]

@Mimesatwork Very precisely, very elegantly

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@MarkHoltom

Pee unmanageable

[dcrooks@tech.lgbt]

@MarkHoltom @kinsale42 Words to live by

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@michaelgemar @MarkHoltom @CowboyWho

[mainframed767@infosec.exchange]

@MarkHoltom is there any other way?

[ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us]

@MarkHoltom
Close enough.
"Thank you for peeing into the toilet neatly"

[verenarupp@social.vivaldi.net]

@MarkHoltom

[ericbono@beige.party]

@Mimesatwork @surdfish

[cowboywho@libranigans.com]

Eh ... I guess so?

@harib_murshidi @michaelgemar @MarkHoltom

[mike_vlasman@cosocial.ca]

@MarkHoltom Recently seen in Kyoto.

[pier@infosec.exchange]

@MarkHoltom Well, the translation is elegant but not so precise…

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@jargoggles @MarkHoltom @CowboyWho Wait..is that PEE?!

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@harib_murshidi @CowboyWho @MarkHoltom I’m good.