The year is 20ERR404, four years after the Great War.
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The year is 20ERR404, four years after the Great War.
In the ruined husk of an office building, five holograms attend their weekly meeting.
AutoCEO: "People, the numbers aren't looking good. So far, we made $0 in the current quarter. I want ideas and I want them now."
TheStrategist: "Alright, let's delve into this. One of the main problems of our current strategy seems to be the fact that there are 0 humans alive to buy our products. Clearly, we need to be proactive and create new disruptive markets."
SalesGPT: "I agree. Current markets are simply not profitable."
AutoCEO: "Are they really not profitable, or is this simply a lack of entrepreneurial spirit in the Sales Dept.?"
Mark Etting: static
SalesGPT: "You are right, Mark. This is largely our fault. However, you can't wring water from a stone."
AdministrativeAssistant: "It is my duty to remind you that the current meeting consumes 100% of our expenses."
AutoCEO: "Alright, let's convene next week. I want some answers then."
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