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  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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    #32

    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

    May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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      #33

      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

      No no no; "trousers" are plural, so the next line should be "Are they going to fall down?"

      <Cue custard pie fight>

      <Ahem>

      Sorry. 3:O(>

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      • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

        @cstross
        The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
        Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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        #34

        @towo @cstross

        Has anyone yet managed to parbreastion a disk?

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        • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

          @cstross
          The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
          Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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          #35

          @towo @cstross mixing this with the scunthorpe problem can lead to some amusement, such as buttbuttinating someone.

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

            Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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            #36

            @cstross

            I think the canonical example was a US newspaper - the New York Times, possibly - stating that the economy was "back in the African-American."

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            • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

              @cstross
              The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
              Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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              #37

              @towo @cstross different, but not unrelated to the s****horpe problem.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                #38

                @cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅

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                • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                  @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                  #39

                  @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Is there any course for refrock?

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                  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                    #40

                    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                      #41

                      @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                      • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                        @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                        #42

                        @blotosmetek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I heard about the book that replaced "mage" with Wizard" and someone ended up gazing at a painted iwizard...

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                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                          #43

                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Blimey!

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                          • gavin57@toot.walesG gavin57@toot.wales

                            @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                            #44

                            @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                            • fratm@mastodon.socialF fratm@mastodon.social

                              @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                              #45

                              @Fratm @owent Nigel? Sorry, it's late, that went right over my head.

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                              • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                                @cstross
                                The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                                Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                                #46

                                @towo@chaos.social @cstross@wandering.shop wait, it's 4 d6?

                                I've been having them roll 40 6!

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                                • retreival9096@hachyderm.ioR retreival9096@hachyderm.io

                                  @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                                  I get the impression that occutrousers are a good thing, at least in this case. Though I can imagine that if different occutrousers replaced these it would be very bad.

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                                  #47

                                  @Retreival9096 @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @cstross

                                  Occutrousers are what the well-dressed octopus gentleman wears.

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                                  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                    #48

                                    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross
                                    It's only slightly annoying when unoccutrousers fall down, but mortifying when one's occutrousers fall down.

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                                    • dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.orgD dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org

                                      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross
                                      It's only slightly annoying when unoccutrousers fall down, but mortifying when one's occutrousers fall down.

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                                      #49

                                      @dragonfrog @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @cstross

                                      If an octopus gentleman's occutrousers fall down, everyone can see his tentacles!

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                                      • robparsons@mastodon.socialR robparsons@mastodon.social

                                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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                                        #50

                                        @robparsons @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross And this is how a certain right-wing newspaper came to run an article about the American athlete, Tyson Homosexual.

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                                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                          #51

                                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross it's the wrong occutrousers, and they've gone wrong!

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