I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram At my last place, I had some Jehova’s knock on the door. I told them I was an anti-theist, and offered them the opportunity to leave and try their chances on the next house. The woman said “I was an atheist too!” And I had to clarify that I thought religion was a terrible idea that caused untold suffering in the world, far more than any good it has ever done.
She hadn’t heard the term before, but persisted. I listened for a while and when the opportunity presented itself, went on a rant about what kind of all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing and all-compassionate deity gives kids cancer - and invited them to see their god’s work at the local pediatric cancer ward. I suggested that she should be raising money to cure the cancer her god gave those children, and not asking people to worship that same god.
Unsurprisingly, I was at that address for nearly 15 years… and they never came back.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
An honest gay friend of mine who has never had many filters told me about a Sunday visit to see his mother at a nursing home where she lived many years ago. At the time, gay persons were unwelcome at nearly all churches. A religious service was wrapping up at the nursing home that Sunday and an elderly resident, nearly deaf, leaned over and asked my friend what type of church he attended. “I’m a heathen,” my friend said. “Oh, that’s nice,” the nearly deaf man replied.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram
I hope you invited them in for coffee.
Maybe a beer for the road. -
I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Did they hiss and retreat at the “s” word? They did for me when I was in college and I told them I studied geology.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram when I lived way in the country with cats sheep and my toddler daughter, 2 just knocked in the door at the moment I was cooing the last 54 pounds of tomatoes to can. Aspirin doing red, large cleaver in hand i opened the door. They stared and asked if I'd heard the good news. I looked behind me and looked back at them and said "I'm not done with the kids, can you come back in an hour?"
Finally, I had the right words at the right time. They left very quickly and quietly. -
@Ruth_Mottram In a former neighborhood, Scientologists often would come up to me on the street and ask if I'd like to take a personality test. I replied, "no thanks, I already have one."
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@Ruth_Mottram I had a couple of Mormons come to my door. I said "I'm really glad to see you, I just finished reading your book (I really had) and I have some questions. Wait here, I'll go grab it." At which point they looked at me in shock, and begged off saying they would put me in touch with an elder. Never saw or heard from them again.
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@outview_and_inview They were a little taken a back, but we wished each other a pleasant weekend..
@Ruth_Mottram @outview_and_inview yes, they don’t really do science.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Kinda funny when you think about how many times JW tried to predict the future and failed miserably
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Next time, just stream some Death Metal loud and they're be gone before you know it.
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