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  • landley@mstdn.jpL landley@mstdn.jp

    @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I remember an early harry potter book where one of the characters said something apartmently.

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    #21

    @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross What, without using the suffix -um?

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    • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

      @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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      #22

      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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      • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

        @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross What, without using the suffix -um?

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        #23

        @jmax @landley @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross s/apartment/flat/

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        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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          #24

          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross another book did this and resulted in particitrousers...

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          • quixoticgeek@social.v.stQ quixoticgeek@social.v.st

            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross another book did this and resulted in particitrousers...

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            #25

            @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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            • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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              #26

              @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Obviously, your immediate course of action is to create an #occutrousers entry on #UrbanDictionary.

              Edit: It exists. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=occutrouser

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              • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                #27

                @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                I get the impression that occutrousers are a good thing, at least in this case. Though I can imagine that if different occutrousers replaced these it would be very bad.

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                • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

                  @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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                  #28

                  @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                    Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                    #29

                    @cstross
                    The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                    Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                    • illuminatus@mstdn.socialI illuminatus@mstdn.social

                      @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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                      #30

                      @Illuminatus @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                      Double!

                      🤣

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                      • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                        #31

                        @owent
                        Soup adverts all over again.
                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                          #32

                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                          May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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                          • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                            @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                            #33

                            @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                            No no no; "trousers" are plural, so the next line should be "Are they going to fall down?"

                            <Cue custard pie fight>

                            <Ahem>

                            Sorry. 3:O(>

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                            • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                              @cstross
                              The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                              Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                              #34

                              @towo @cstross

                              Has anyone yet managed to parbreastion a disk?

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                              • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                                @cstross
                                The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                                Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                                #35

                                @towo @cstross mixing this with the scunthorpe problem can lead to some amusement, such as buttbuttinating someone.

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                                  Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                                  #36

                                  @cstross

                                  I think the canonical example was a US newspaper - the New York Times, possibly - stating that the economy was "back in the African-American."

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                                  • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                                    @cstross
                                    The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                                    Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                                    #37

                                    @towo @cstross different, but not unrelated to the s****horpe problem.

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                                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                      #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                                      Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                                      #38

                                      @cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅

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                                      • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                        #39

                                        @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Is there any course for refrock?

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                                        • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                          @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                          #40

                                          @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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