Let me predict the future for you:

[lana@beige.party]

Let me predict the future for you:

- Oil stays above $100/barrel for a few days
- Trump panics as his poll numbers continue to drop
- Trump claims military victory via insane, rambling 2am Truth Social rant
- U.S. troops withdraw from Iran
- Mysterious day-old accounts somehow predict the exact day on Polymarket and make millions
- Ayatollah's son gets a 40 year reign courtesy of your tax dollars
- Trump and Hegseth bomb Cuba next
- Trump starts claiming he "ended 9 wars" now

[suneauken@mastodon.world]

@Lana

The fact that I don't think "this is outrageously stupid" is quite telling. You may well have called a lot of it.

[jwcph@helvede.net]

@Lana Nostradamus level: 100%.

[datum@zeroes.ca]

@jwcph @Lana Cassandra more than Nostradamus.