Found this thing I made ages ago.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@Nickiquote there are always boosts in the banana stand

[bleistifterin@fnordon.de]

@Nickiquote hahaha I feel so seen

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@Nickiquote
Woolly!

[robjlow@mathstodon.xyz]

@Nickiquote Yeah, my personal criterion for 'viral' on mastodon is that somebody (anybody!) boosted it. A low bar, but one I fail to clear with monotonous regularity.

[bruiserzinha@ursal.zone]

@Nickiquote
I'm stealing that thank you

[zeezee@mastodon.nl]

@Nickiquote

[robjlow@mathstodon.xyz]

@Nickiquote Woohoo! A viral post!

[groupnebula563@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote fool. you do not go "viral" on mastodon. you go "woolly". you simpleton. you absolute station wagon

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@GroupNebula563 @Nickiquote

Nice @Gargron hat-tip, there.

[brianrepko@hachyderm.io]

@Nickiquote classic

[yora@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Nickiquote This might be the most boosted post on Mastodon ever now.

[karen5lund@mastodon.social]

@RobJLow @Nickiquote On Mastodon I consider anything in double figures to be vi... uh, wooly.

Whereas, when I was on Twitter a tweet needed thousands of RTs to be considered viral. And by viral I mean comparable to a raging case of the flu: impossible to avoid and possibly making me feel ill.

[masek@infosec.exchange]

@Nickiquote Once you're at seven, all the boost bots chime in.

[drapergiggs@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

[social_recluse2@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote I had a post of my dog get 41 boosts for the very first time. That’s viral enough for me!

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

You guys are getting boosts?

(Please imagine I used a meme generator to create a name of this. Thanks for your cooperation.)

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

OK, fine.