No time to explain.

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@catsalad Dammit! Told you "Don't touch Nothing." That was the gravity switch, you bugger.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@the_turtle @catsalad 'When I said you drive me up the wall, what else did you think I meant?'

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I never had a problem with levitating cats until I found out the source of the jet propulsion

[ranjit@friend.camp]

@catsalad when you catch Edward Gorey at the instant of transforming into a cat

[stooryduster@mastodon.scot]

@catsalad Wait, what, my AI enhanced Polaroid glasses reveal the device! Every cool cat wants one.

[hcf@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad yes, Khoshekh, of course, Khoshekh

[mnorby@ohai.social]

@catsalad How much catnip did that take?

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@catsalad
It's a cat, CatSalad.
No explanation necessary.

[selje@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

I believe that quote should be:
“Come with me if you want to live,” kittycat version...
THE TERMINATOR (1984)

[shasherazi@fosstodon.org]

@catsalad

[tobybartels@mathstodon.xyz]

@catsalad

‘No time to explain’, but there's always time for alt text.

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@catsalad I'm already following you silly

[dazzr@social.tchncs.de]

@catsalad "Take me to your leader!"

[swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world]

@catsalad Is this, the blue pill ??

[quasit@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad
It's the expression on his or her face that gets me. So deadpan. No sign of the heroic jump that's in progress. Just, like, "yup".

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning

[inkomtech@infosec.exchange]

@jwcph @catsalad is it up, down (unlikely) or over? Where to? Where from? Is that a Lilliputian kitchen or is katto truly up enough to go over the fridge or door? Who staged or timed this photo? How?! Were any cats (or cat-wranglers) harmed in this shot? Is there video? Is there a gif?

[justinderrick@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

"I have to go now, my planet needs me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5k8ZQsZJpk

[zendao42@universeodon.com]

@catsalad
Did the gravity stop working?

[drj@typo.social]

@catsalad absolutely would follow.