Damn I am tired of people laughing about Deutsche Bahn.

[markhburton@mstdn.social]

@jon
Interesting and credible.
A question though. You promote the German Green Party, effectively saying a vote for any other party is a vote against rail investment. Is that true for Die Linke too?

[plactagonic@f.cz]

@jon I think it is bit of every nations joke about their railway infrastructure.

ČD - stands for "čekám dlouho" (waiting long) classic here

But after some traveling I don't find them funny anymore.

[jonas_bostrom@mastodonsweden.se]

@jon Delayed German trains can be really annoying, especially when you get stuck somewhere. But I agree, it generally works fine, and there are other trains to choose from.

[mgleadow@mastodon.green]

@samuele963 @odoruhako @jon there's a certain amount of cherry picking that's for sure

[ja_e_i_o_u@norden.social]

@jon @alberich
Anger towards people really in charge, yes. But laughter makes the situation easier to bare.
(Hello and thank you to @BahnAnsagen ! )

(But actually, I'm often enough angry about missed connections.)

[jonas_bostrom@mastodonsweden.se]

@jon Although it was a bit annoying when I had to spend half the night helping my sister when she got stuck in Basel one evening, and then having to help her the next day again when she got stuck in Hamburg.

Or the time I spent at a station in rural Sachsen a very hot summer day waiting for a train that just kept getting more and more delayed…

[rainerzufall_le@mastodon.social]

@jon I heard lots of Danes complaining about DSB, but I had some really great experiences with them trying to smooth things out. Granted, Denmark is a lot smaller than Germany

[jon@gruene.social]

@markhburton Die Linke never said much on this. But didn’t damage the railways, that’s true.

[jon@gruene.social]

@mariusor ha. Just sit me in a ICE3neo. I’m cheap

[jon@gruene.social]

@rainerzufall_le DSB can fail spectacularly as well though!

[rainerzufall_le@mastodon.social]

@jon Then I'll have to stop taking trains in Denmark to stay in my honeymoon period

[feliz@norden.social]

@jon As a German, I’d like to say thank you! I’m fed up too with all this constant and ritualistic drivel about how Deutsche Bahn is supposedly always unreliable. It has somehow become a clichéd outrage culture in Germany: people moan about the railway to foster a sense of community. This shared indignation is used in a somehow masochistic way for social bonds or a sense of identity.

If booked in good time and planned sensibly, it's possible to travel with DB really cheaply and comfortably.

[torstentorsten@social.tchncs.de]

@jon Hot take: bashing of public train systems (and other public goods like schools) is a means of denouncing public goods in the general view. Thus making it easier to knock them off, or privatize them. Many comedians love to be complicit in this, as such jokes are easy prey.

[hiiamfrompoland@troet.cafe]

@jon Indeed. I find it also, well, frustrating to hear snobbiness regarding railway from my fellow polish countryman, where, apart from Pendolino on Kraków-Gdynia connection, most of the railway is so so.

Particularly regional trains stand out in Germany, where, again, in Poland most of the province has to rely on a car - even though the tracks are there.

With DB you may get some adventures - but you will get where you need to. Eventually

(Today Berlin-Paris on time)

[fridrich@tooting.ch]

@jon @odoruhako big country, long distances, things can get bad. That is just the fact. Not all is DB's fault.

[perlplayer@mastodon.social]

@jon i know the DB from the 90s, and compared to that the DB is as drought piece of junk. Even in other countries is worse. I'm not tired to complain about this

[corentin@masto.bike]

@jon What surprises me the most about your post is that you were able to find enough mobile signal in Germany to send it tbh

[hikingdude@mastodon.social]

@jon Bravo!

[gunchleoc@mastodon.scot]

@samuele963 @mgleadow @odoruhako @jon Also, climate change is already hitting the British Railway system, e.g. with the west coast lines being flooded in the north, or storms making it too dangerous for trains to go, or lightning hitting switching stations...

[ckd@mas.to]

@jon

I just went to Stockholm from Hamburg, and back. No problems in Sweden and Denmark, 7 hours in Germany on the way up, 2 hours on the way back. On only 150km of the trip which ran on German tracks.

Sorry, but your one experience is hardly statistical proof, but the current 53% rate of trains on time (which does not even include canceled trains) speaks volumes.

We're not so much cracking jokes about Deutsche Bahn anymore. Deutsche Bahn IS the joke...